Tairanosaur
Let's do this one, my character's getting married, what role does your character take in the preparation/ceremony?
Tairanosaur
For Clint let's assume it's a "second" wedding since he and Laura did the courthouse/justice of the peace thing the first time and didn't get the big fancy party or the honeymoon
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
...idk i can see bruce doing logistics and reining in any craziness other avengers might try to pull /stares at tony
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
/in a world where tony didn't fuck it all up
нaттered
pietro does something really stupid and nearly ruins it
Tairanosaur
...Both accurate
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
and this is where bruce buys it for pietro
нaттered
BRUCE THATS RUDE AF
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
NOT AS RUDE AS RUINING SOMEONE'S WEDDING
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
THEY FIGURED OUT FABRIC THAT SURVIVES HULK-OUTS, THEY CAN FIGURE OUT TENSILE STRENGTH ENOUGH EVEN PIETRO CAN'T BREAK
𝒻𝓁🌺𝓌𝑒𝓇ʙᴇᴀʀ
Sam's there for the after party probably cheats and uses his Falcon gear to steal the wedding garter
𝒻𝓁🌺𝓌𝑒𝓇ʙᴇᴀʀ
or uses redwing to do it
нaттered
the idea of bruce just holding on to that thing the entire time to keep pietro from running around is killing me like LMAO
Cookie Politics
.....okay, so, Sparda popped out on earth around Roman times, and Roman law dictated that a wedding needed 10 witnesses, all of whom needed to be dresses like the bride and groom to confuse evil spirits
Cookie Politics
expect shenanigans related to that
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
he WOULD tbh
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
just scribbling figures or typing away in a spreadsheet with one hand, the other hand just getting yanked as pietro bounces around
нaттered
im going to die AHAHAHAH
Tairanosaur
All of this is amazing and I want to see it happen now
Tairanosaur
ALL OF IT AT ONCE
нaттered
same tbh
нaттered
at times like this i wish i had the artistic skill to draw out bizarre rp-born situation
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
ikr
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s
Tairanosaur
Pietro being a little shit and Bruce being an island of sanity and Sam being a troll and Sparta just SHOWING UP WITH ALL THESE EXTRA PEOPLE LIKE WHAT
Tairanosaur
*Sparda
Cookie Politics
that, or magiking people into matching outfits
Cookie Politics
chaos all around
Cookie Politics
as to be expected from an Avenger wedding
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
Clint is the crazy cool uncle, Bruce is the uncle who tries to make sure you're in exactly the same condition upon return to your parents
Tairanosaur
This is why they bounce well off each other when it doesn't come to Bruce's personal worth XD
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
it's true
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
see they should just never talk about bruce's self esteem issues
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
this solves all problems
Tairanosaur
nope sorry you're awesome when you're not listening to Tony's terrible ideas
нaттered
excuse you
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
whatever clint u don't kno him
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
and you're excused tony bye
Tairanosaur
shut up Tony and good enough, Bruce, just keep ahold of that babysling
нaттered
what makes you think i'm leaving just because i've been excused also get that sling the hell out of here
Elle
Steve comes and is in love their marriage because THIS is why he fought in the war and this is what Avenging is all about.
Tairanosaur
Tony get out or they're having Steve evict you
Tairanosaur
ahahaha so Clint is like... Steve's ideal for "happy life" now?
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
you're leaving because you're a butt sometimes
нaттered
OKAY WHATEVER HAVE FUN AT YOUR WEDDING WITHOUT COOL SPECIALTY STARK PYROTECHNICS
нaттered
f u bruce!!!!!!
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
NOBODY ASKED FOR THOSE THEY'RE UNNECESSARY AND ALSO A FIRE HAZARD
нaттered
HE WILL STAND BEHIND IT BEING A GOOD IDEA
Cookie Politics
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
NOBODY ELSE THINKS SO
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
NOBODY
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THE ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS IS TONY'S ANYWAY SO W/E DROPS THE MIC AND THIS LAME WEDDING
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
YOUR OPINION DOES NOT MATTER BECAUSE IT'S CLINT'S WEDDING YOU'RE SO BAD AT THIS TONY
нaттered
W/E W/E W/E W/E W/E
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES YOU ANYWHERE
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE.
Tairanosaur
/leaves the two of them to argue and just goes and gets married again
Tairanosaur
Since at least Bruce can tank Tony when he's in asshole mode
Cookie Politics
we can distract them with some of the lookalikes
нaттered
I'LL HAVE MY OWN WEDDING. A WEDDING TO MYSELF. AND THERE WILL BE SO MANY PYROTECHNICS THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEW YORK WILL BE LIT ON FIRE. NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED.
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
if bruce were mean
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
this is why pepper dumped u
нaттered
o my gOD versus me rn
Elle
It may not be his personal ideal any more? But it was once and it's what Steve fights to protect for everyone else.
нaттered
steeb is such a good boy
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all my muses want to do is crash this wedding
Tairanosaur
Hey Bruce, Steve, throw him across the state, would you?
Tairanosaur
XD Some of your kids would be welcome to half-crash the wedding, but Tony in asshole mode would not be
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
.............
нaттered
HE DOESNT WANNA BE AN ASS HE JUST REALLY THINKS PYROTECHNICS WOULD BE COOL
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
tony never means to be an ass and yet
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
and yet
Cookie Politics
and yet here we are
нaттered
tony collects those "you tried" stickers at this point
Cookie Politics
I find it hilarious that a good chunk of the plot in all 3 of his movies was fueled by "and Tony was an ass"
Elle
Well fireworks are very patriotic. Where is this wedding? Maybe it could have the pyrotechnics you know out in a damp field. No fires to put out, and also PLANNED FOR.
Elle
Steve tries so hard.
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why is steve the only one being nice THANK U STEVE
Elle
Given CW the rest of the emo lyrics are apropos tho...
Tairanosaur
Look NO wedding needs enough pyrotechnics to light up the state of New York
нaттered
ok we'll downgrade wow
Elle
Steve lifted girls on motorcycles to a background of pyrotechnics I mean. They're kinda fun. In a very controlled way.
Tairanosaur
Also, guys? Still trying to preserve his cover here, remember that?
нaттered
what is cover
𝒻𝓁🌺𝓌𝑒𝓇ʙᴇᴀʀ
that's okay, just get him a ball cap and some sunglasses
нaттered
LMAO
𝒻𝓁🌺𝓌𝑒𝓇ʙᴇᴀʀ
that's how sam and steve and bucky do undercover
Tairanosaur
They're also not LIGHTING SHIT ON FIRE
Elle
Bruce started that trend to be fair.
𝒻𝓁🌺𝓌𝑒𝓇ʙᴇᴀʀ
true
Elle
But he also thought a red hoodie was a good idea....?..?..?
Elle
So.
Elle
idk Bruce is a special guy.
Cookie Politics
well, looks like the doubles will be needed after-all, given the amount of spectacles xD
Elle
To be fair my brain confounded AS game verse with their home verse a bit. Cover keeping is a fair point.
Elle
STEVE WILL DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU MOST HAPPIEST CLINT ;;
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
HE WAS IN BRAZIL BRAZIL WAS A TROPICAL BRIGHT PLACE
Tairanosaur
Steve you're a good bro. So is Bruce. STOP THE PYROTECHNICS FROM BLOWING SHIT UP
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
also black just sucks up even more heat
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OKAY WE WON'T DO THE PRYOTECHNICS GOD
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Tairanosaur
Clint both desperately wants Laura and doesn't ever want to see Laura in AS. Because he misses her SO FUCKING MUCH but if she's there with him, who's with the kids?
Cookie Politics
SHIELD grade babysitters
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
tbf at that point bruce would sit clint down and do a physics-y explanation about pocket dimensions and relativity and etc i mean time is all wibbly wobbly
Tairanosaur
not good enough also he doesn't trust Fury to raise his kids
Tairanosaur
Bruce you're gonna make no sense
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
"Think Narnia."
Tairanosaur
"...Okay but we don't know if that's the way it happens here"
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
"Hey, Frigga popped up and she's dead. By our extraction point."
Tairanosaur
"Yeah but that's weird timeline bullshit I don't want my kids to be without both their parents"
Elle
Dude I was thinking about how if a Peggy ever joined, Steve would see her name on the board and have a panic attack.
Elle
He would just assume it's her circa some time post 2000.
Tairanosaur
NOT UNREASONABLY
Tairanosaur
Come on Steve join him in being both hopeful and worried sick about the possibility
Elle
And so he'd think she'd drown or be in and out of senility wandering the streets and he'd just freak the fuck out looking for her.
Elle
I head canon that he mentally times how long she stays lucid every visit and it dwindles. (I was a caregiver and it's painful even with healthy elderly past 90 a lot.)
Elle
And that just freaking kills him inside. So seeing her name on board? Yeah. Fuck your dumb science Bruce.
Cookie Politics
heaven help them if DC characters from a different canon set start showing up
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
HEY let's not be rude to science it's not science's fault
Elle
(He legitimately would probably swear at anyone trying to talk him down bc this is Peggy and no, he is calling in every favor and not sleeping or stopping.)
Elle
Elle
SCIENCE IS THE WORST RN
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
(and then surprise agent carter era and steve gets a whole new kind of hurt)
Elle
IF IT TAKES AWAY KIDS MOM AND STRANDS POOR ELDERLY WOMEN.
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
SCIENCE DOESN'T HURT PEOPLE, PEOPLE ABUSING SCIENCE HURT PEOPLE
Elle
Oh god he'd probably just stand there, mouth agape and then NEED BRUCE TO EXPLAIN. But maybe not forgive science.
Elle
She's supposed to grow old and happy not be here.
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
She can be both, actually. Schrodinger's Peggy.
Elle
Steve would need so much explaining.
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
Bruce just sets up a seminar
Elle
And probably end with "Yeah. In theory. :|||"
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
"It's a working theory and it's a legitimate possibility so either take the consolation or keep flipping out AND IF YOU'RE GONNA FLIP OUT DO IT LIKE THE REST OF US AND INTERNALIZE IT INTO RAGE MONSTERS"
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
"....wait. never mind that-- ignore that. um. sorry."
Elle
(On the flip side it means if bad idea is apped, in this variation he is weak, powerless, and a nobody. Minus river power but we all know bad idea want tangible power.)
Elle
"...."
Elle
/silently wishes he could drink
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
"I'm fine. This is fine."
Elle
wow so many typos tonight, sorry class these op prep meds are awful weird
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
.....sighing this is the one occasion when bruce will debate using his science for alcoholic use in chemistry-ing up a super booze for steve's super metabolism
Tairanosaur
-oh man, okay Laura's not an appliable character, there's not enough info on her, but what if someone did... and they apped her when she was pregnant
Tairanosaur
Would the river affect the baby?
Elle
And then Mack is like "WAIT YOU MAKE HIM SUPER BOOZE AND I CANT HAVE MILLER LITE?!" ( 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆ )
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
(MACK'S DRINKING PROBLEM IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ANIMAL THAN STEVE'S)
Elle
Yes. It's a temporal effect on genetics. However the baby might come out different powered since it's not her DNA completely it's half Clint's.
Tairanosaur
WELP NOW HE HAS AN ENTIRELY NEW REASON TO WORRY
Elle
And, historically, Native American tribes learned doing this wasn't great because some powers can activate natally buuuut
Tairanosaur
ahahahahaha
Elle
only under extreme duress so they went with bed rest and isolation to avoid risk of loss or mother harm or just general discomfort.
Elle
Less problematic if the power is persuasion or hair color change. Not good if they had teleportation so it's just generally discouraged from time and memorial JUST IN CASE.
Tairanosaur
No one ever tell Clint this he will freak the fuck out
Elle
From Native American oral tradition every tribe that came to the river had a tale of caution so it wasn't until later it became sort of rediscovered as a bad idea but the fact the power is such a gamble is
Elle
enough that in modern day no one really makes the jump pregnant because. Yeah. Urban legend, PSAs, take your pick but it's common knowledge despite it being a less than 1% risk.
Cookie Politics
on the bright side, the kids have plenty of superpowered aunts and uncles to help out with these shenanigans
Elle
(OOCLY We would not let anyone app in something that wasn't fine and dandy because. No. :| Pick another canon point or just don't...)
Elle
Sorry for the ramble XD No one usually asks about weird meta stuff :3
Tairanosaur
I love weird meta stuff Duckie FEED ME ALL THE WEIRD META STUFF
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
mack is just here for the booze
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
I mean congrats sparkles
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
Mack
Tairanosaur
It's not gonna be an open bar, Mack XD There's children present
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
wait does that mean no booze and no cussing?
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
well mack's role is non existent apparently L A M E
Tairanosaur
There will be booze if you're willing to pay for it XD Also yes you're expected to watch your language around his children (if it helps, he is too)
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
well
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
she'll try to behave since his kids are probably super adorbs and stuff
Tairanosaur
They are so adorbs best kids ever he's such a ridiculous father
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
however, mackenzie stuart does not "pay" for booze
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
b'awwwe clint ;;
Tairanosaur
Mack can try and get other people to pay for her booze but it's not gonna just be sitting out there to be grabbed
Tairanosaur
look he had a long, long issue with not wanting to be a dad because of his dad being such a shitbag but he got over it
Ainsley ☄
Clint pls
Tairanosaur
What, he has Feelings about asshole drunkards
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
mack knows those feels, clint. except her father wasn't the drunk one just the... not around one
Tairanosaur
Well considering his father's asshole drunkenness got both his parents killed he limits booze to what extent he can. Mack's just gonna have to suffer
Ainsley ☄
well true.
Tairanosaur
CONSOLE YOURSELF WITH HIS ADORABLE CHILDREN
Ainsley ☄
Clint does have adorable children
Tairanosaur
He totally has adorable children, and the best wife
Tairanosaur
Ainsley ☄ : (Also, hi XD Welcome to the insanity)
Ainsley ☄
/popcorn Jane is just /shakes head at you
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
okay that's. fair.
Tairanosaur
At least he's not trying to shoot your boyfriend this time Jane?
Tairanosaur
hehehe Mack went off on Bruce and I'm just sitting here going "wait until she hears why the two guys are both so against her being a lush..."
Ainsley ☄
She appreciates it
Ainsley ☄
she still doesn't like Coulson
Tairanosaur
Noooooo Coulson ;.;
(•─•)/")
Wait I'm late to this plurk and Clint has the best wedding and people care about our meta world building fuck yes.
Maisfeeka
Mercy would be bustling around in the background making sure everything went off smoothly.
Tairanosaur
Clint has the worst second wedding of all time because people keep trying to make things explode and that's not conducive to weddings!
Tairanosaur
hey Mercy, Bruce has Pietro, you get Tony
Maisfeeka
She'll manage him. Or he'll be very sorry.
Tairanosaur
Yes perfect Mercy is such a good sis
(•─•)/")
Really though Asgardian weddings have a lot of fire... it's symbolic and traditional.
Tairanosaur
Not on Earth. They're trying to not set trees ablaze and also not reveal that he's an Avenger
(•─•)/")
How exactly do we bless your hearth then?
Tairanosaur
Oh it's been very thoroughly "blessed"
(•─•)/")
Pfffft
Tairanosaur
(They got this, Frigga)
Ainsley ☄
/popcorn
Tairanosaur
What, they've got three kids
(•─•)/")
Any more blessing and he will need a bigger house.
Tairanosaur
Well in non-AS life headcanon given that they've "adopted" about seven more "kids" he was starting to work on that before Cap called soooooo
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
i misread that as "second worst wedding of all time" and i was like, only beat out by the red wedding? that's rough
Tairanosaur
Ahahahaha XD Yeah no we're not doing that
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ☆
LOL
Tairanosaur
EVERYONE IS COMING OUT OF THIS ALIVE OKAY
𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑
unless they don't see it coming
Tairanosaur
AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU XD
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