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[kiki reads fic]
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Fic: loses points for having musical!Madison tiny
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Fic: recovers some points by having this im handle be mad hatter
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Me: ...huh
Denise
I get annoyed when fics set in the musical world have their heights wrong
Denise
If I had a quarter for every fic that had Anthony mysteriously a full head taller than Lin... :/
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Seriously. Oak is not short and tiny.
Denise
Oak is the exact opposite of short and tiny.
Denise
He is tall and bulky and perfect
kikibug13
Yep.
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And Anthony is short and energetic and adorable.
Denise
Like, idk, if a fic described him as like an inch or so taller than Alex I'd be like "okay fine whatever" cause they're nearly the same height and a lot of times Laurens LOOKS like he could be a little taller,
Denise
Just because of his posture vs Alex's
Denise
But like. Everyone always tries to give him actual-Laurens's like six foot tall height
Denise
And. no.
Denise
give me my small angry fire badger
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No.
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Silly fic writers, get it right.
Denise
I want someone to write a fic where everyone is played by the swings/understudies
Denise
Give me Mohawk-Andrew-Laurens and Javilton.
Denise
Yes good.
malone.
christ if i nope out of every fic with tiny!madison, i will read no jeffmads X-(
malone.
it's so prevalent
malone.
and it's fucking annoying because it goes along with the smol cinnamon roll characterisation of madison
malone.
and i'm like
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malone.
1) in history, guy is a slaveowner, has the same racist views as jefferson, and even LESS humanity because he couldn't even sympathise with his best friend when said friend's wife died
malone.
2) in the musical, madison is a manipulative fucking shit. practically every action of jefferson's is nudged by him
malone.
he also took part in the whole Ya best g'wan run back where ya come from! line
malone.
and i get so fucking pissed when people have hamsquad being all 'ew burr' and yet they're fine with MADISON and i'm just like
malone.
what the fuck
malone.
/too many feelings
sAlty
HIGHLIGHTS
malone.
YES AND HE'S SO FUCKING PLEASED ABOUT THAT
malone.
MADISON IS A BASTARD. JEFFERSON IS ALSO A BASTARD. HAMILTON TOO. BURR TOO. THEY'RE ALL BASTARDS
malone.
not even ELIZA is a cinnamon roll like my god did you listen to burn she literally had an entire song all to herself destroying what is most important to her husband
malone.
malone.
i'm done
kikibug13
[headpat
Hooded Figure
Tbf as far as I can find there's no extant evidence of what historical!Eliza's reason for all the letter-burning was at all. Cinnamon status rescued maybe?
Hooded Figure
but yeah those other guys
sAlty
she still literally says that in the musical though
sAlty
like literally
sAlty
burning the letters that may have redeemed you
malone.
yeah exactly. SHE BURNT HIS LEGACY, i.e. his writings, i.e. what is most important to him
Sᴛᴀʀɢᴀᴢᴇʀ
I thought she was burning the letters she wrote to him, not the ones he wrote?
Sᴛᴀʀɢᴀᴢᴇʀ
like that is how she's taking herself out of the narriative, by removing her own voice.
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