veth
Memorable lines from my characters?
veth
I'm not sure if this means in canon or in RP but I'll take either.
E.S. Levi
...I'm not sure any line can top his epic sass to Shendu at the end of the Sheep episode.
veth
Yessss. <3
veth
Well, he does say it a lot.
E.S. Levi
I think even Jade would have to call Valmont the winner there. Though it helps that she hates Shendu more than she hates Valmont.
VanityPhroject
One line that's stuck with me is
"Would this be before or after Chan 'chucked the bus'?"
veth
He had so much sass in that episode. <3
E.S. Levi
The Enforcers were kind of asking for that one, though, with their blatant embellishing.
E.S. Levi
I know Jackie Chan is superhuman, guys, but even he would need the Ox to pull off something like that!
VanityPhroject
What if there were, like, Chuck Norris type of stories about Jackie that ended up spreading through the JCAverse's criminal underground
VanityPhroject
"I heard one time he killed a dragon by just swinging a sword in its direction."
VanityPhroject
the Enforcers encourage it cause then they get to be like "One time he punched me in the face, it was awesome"
E.S. Levi
No, see, then they get to talk themselves up for having almost killed him once or twice.
E.S. Levi
Because how awesome do you have to be to go up against that kind of awesome and almost win every now and then?
E.S. Levi
Finn bragging about having jacked the Dragon Talisman from right under his nose and gotten away with it, how cool is that?
VanityPhroject
No one believes that. One does not simply "almost kill" the BatChan
E.S. Levi
No, seriously, they had him tied up once and had just decided how to finish him off when Chan's also ridiculous niece showed up and rescued him!
E.S. Levi
(Leaving out the part that they were going to turn him into a chicken and roast him, because nobody ever believes them when they say they steal magic artifacts.)
VanityPhroject
god, imagine the rumors about JADE
VanityPhroject
she is the night
E.S. Levi
'Okay, you think Jackie Chan is terrifying? He doesn't like fighting. Now his niece, she killed our boss' former boss in cold blood.
E.S. Levi
And she can get anywhere. Rumor has it, she cracks Section 13's security as a game.
E.S. Levi
And have they mentioned she's like ten?
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