[cat owner life] > James: try to emulate a small earthquake with ass
> Nepeta: do not move from position on said ass

"Hah, dumb human thinks I don't know the difference between seismic activity and shaking of an ass."

I was just!! trying to move her from the butt!!

you think it would be uncomfortable to be on a butt that is constantly moving up and down but no Nep stayed right on

maybe it was like a fun carnival ride at that point. 8|a

was Nepeta the one who got super possessive and chased the other cat away from curling up on your butt

No, I'm pretty sure that was Vriska

and that's just because Vriska is a jackass

haha

otherwise i was going to think Nepeta was just fixated on your butt for some reason