Whenever I watch things as a ghost spectator this is my internal commentary to those alive in a raid or Prison of Elders

Concrete Buffer Gone Wild

I'm sorry my kinderguardians you do try but oh my god sometimes what even

Still proud of y'all

...something tells me I'm not the zamboni

where's the lie tho

The buffer is the boss guys

yep, this is me

"it is now blinded and angry"

I'm the person ineffectually snatching at the tarp

titan whiff

im the bucket of water

Just all of the

I'm the one who knocked it in the hole