[work] OH NO I MISSED SO MANY DAYS LAST WEEK I'M IN SUCH TROUBLE-> wait I don't give a fuck if they fire me, I tried to quit and at least they have to pay unemployment then -> panic resolved

I think this says a lot more about my work ethic than hoe much I may or may not be on my phone but Y'KNOW, OKAY

that was supposed to be how but y'know what