Actually replace "adult responsibilities" with "human responsibilities" because oh look my brother left me a voicemail nine days ago and has called again once since then.
I have such an urge to hand-write a beautiful list today. I already have a long to-do list printed out, but maybe I'll make a side list of like... Things that make me happy...
I am straight-up going to leave a note for them on my door saying, "We just got a new dog so we're really sorry if you walk in to see poop all over the floor. He's still getting used to. Not doing that."
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