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POLITICS | LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT
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OH BOY WE'RE DOING THIS
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been bothering me for a while
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the country is Perú, btw, and everything is bonkers
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FOR THE LONGEST TIME, candidates had been allowed to basically BUY THEIR VOTERS with kitchens, fridges, beer OR JUST MONEY, YOU KNOW+
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WHY MAKE IT COMPLICATED AMIRITE
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and this shit has been going on for YEARS
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AND EVERYONE KNEW
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BUT THIS YEAR
Elf of the Sun
...are there places where politics isn't bonkers?
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this year tho
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Elf of the Sun
: good point
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anyway this year all the candidates signed a pact
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THEY SIGN THIS SHIT EVERY TIME TOO BTW
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but this time congress (HAHA GOD BLESS CONGRESS)
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congress had made A LAW AGAINST THIS SHIT
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finally
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AND GUESS WHAT
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they have already kicked two relatively relevant candidates from the competition
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THEY MIGHT JUST KICK THE TWO LEADING CANDIDATES TOO
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BECAUSE FUCK EVERYONE, POLITICS
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worst of all, we're supposed to vote in less than 30 days
aemond.
who are
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LIKE, HOW EXACTLY?
aemond.
you even voting for
aemond.
when everyone's disqualified
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voting is mandatory here btw
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I mean seriously, I wouldn't vote for anyone
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the lesser evil, the one that is less of a clown too
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he's second on the polls, but apparently the went and BOUGHT BEER TO SOME PEOPLE SOMEWHERE
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
aemond.
aemond.
i feel u
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I CAN'T WITH THIS COUNTRY 
aemond.
lord almighty i feel you
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and if they kick the first one, who was like 33% of vote intention
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there's gonna be motherfucking riots
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they already kicked out of the competition the guy that had 20% of vote intention
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AND WHO DO WE HAVE LEFT
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LET'S SEE:
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THE GUY THAT THINKS KILLING BULLS IS A FORM OF ART
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THE CHICK THAT IS SO IN WITH TERRORISTS SHE CAN'T EVEN DENY IT
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THE GUY THAT GAVE US THE SECOND HIGHEST INFLATION RATE IN THE WORLD SOME YEARS AGO
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and a couple of insane interpolers
Elf of the Sun
That sounds even more fun than Yank politics, where the Republican Party has basically challenged everyone to a huge game of 'Chicken'.
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USA's politics is what I look at to calm down
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but then I make myself sad again because I sort of like USA
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I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS
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I love my country and it seriously deserves a chance
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OH ALSO THE ETERNALLY DRUNK GUY THAT HAD HIS ENTIRE FAMILY FUCKING UP ONCE A MONTH
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I'm actually afraid we're not gonna vote
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because logistics are crap
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or that we can't kick out the people that BY LAW should be kicked out