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If you're like me and always have a Cookie Clicker shaped hole in your brain, consider Realm Grinder
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It's like Cookie Clicker for the first few hours, then starts getting more complex and adding new subsystems, and continues to do so for literally months
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While never becoming so complicated that it's too much effort to play
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First it's build buildings get gold, then you're allying with factions for different bonuses, then you're abdicating, then you're funding excavations, then you're unlocking new factions
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then you're reincarnating, then you're doing challenges, then you're doing research
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It's mindless but in a nice way
Princess Emily
I hate you
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youre weelcome
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shit
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I'm on Reincarnation 10, I hear shit gets really interesting at R40
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oh noooooooo I just got out of that fuckin blacksmith clicker game
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shit
Princess Emily
I am going to go back in time and stop you fro making this plurk
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I'm working on some last secret trophies before I kick of reincarnation 12
Princess Emily
I'm on my fourth
Princess Emily
I've been allying with a different faction each time to try and determine which is the best (angels are winning so far)
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in my experience
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elves for early game, then titans, then angels+dwarves
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switching at the trillions and the septillions of gems
Princess Emily
I haven't done elves yet :|a
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you should definitely ally with each race long enough to get all their upgrades once
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because that unlocks their heritage upgrade for all races
Princess Emily
indeed
Princess Emily
I've unlocked the angels' and demons' heritage
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you should be close to unlocking mercenaries at this point, too
Princess Emily
oh?
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once you can afford them, nothing else comes close
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or wait
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when you say forth reincarnation
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do you mean reincarnation or abdication
Princess Emily
abbbdication sry
Princess Emily
reincarnation is
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okay ignore everything I just said then
Princess Emily
much further along
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unlock all the heritages and then go elves until new shit unlocks
Princess Emily
how far down does this rabbit hole go
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I hear that shit really gets wild after you reach reincarnation 40 and Ascend
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one thing that will really make the early game less annoying is to get the Speed Run trophy asap - strategy here
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gives a 10-coin upgrade that adds +1M to your click reward
Princess Emily
whoa
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so you can skip right up to about 40 blacksmiths in the first 30 seconds
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I'm so upset