Channel flipping on the motel TV, no clue what any channel is, stop on one channel and the first sentence I hear is "they were surgically replacing their testacles with those of younger, more virile men."

Apparently this is a completely true story and it sounds hilarious but is actually incredibly bizarre and ethically, uh, let's say "questionable."

It does include the sentence "he found his supply of testicles was running low," so, you know, that's a sentence I never though I'd hear on TV.

If you want to know more, the doctor is listed on the wiki page for Unethical Human Experimentation in the US, if that tells you something.

Real life is so fucking weird sometimes, this whole thing is something I would expect for like... a mad scientist. And then the story idea wouldn't make it past the editor.

oh it's leo stanley is the dude, btw. literally injected people with liquified animal testicles :/

well then

...i see a cake

happy cake

...Happy cake and testicles day?

Th- this is the post everyone's going to point out the cake on? R- really?

To be honest, yes.

sure, why shouldn't we?

Unless you want to start a new thread.

I made two significantly better posts yesterday, why this one?

because it was the most recent one and the one i was reading when i noticed, idk man

I guess that's fair.

because it's funny

wait just looked up that dude WhAT THE FUCK

YEAH EXACTLY LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT

haha, ok, so apparently I really suck at reading all the plurk feeds in order..... yah.

No, no, I very much appreciate you not adding more birthday wishes to this one.