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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:41 AM
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"I hope they aren't serving Jumbo Shrimps, because I'm allergic to Oxymorons"
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:44 AM
"you know jesus could make a good cup of coffee...
because he brew"
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:46 AM
"A clown held the door open for me today. I thought it was a nice Jester."
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:47 AM
"How do you make antifreeze?"
"Take away her blanket!"
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:47 AM
He's killing me right now /sobs
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:49 AM
"It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because… they always take things. Literally."
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:49 AM
oh thank god, he's going to bed.
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 5:50 AM
if i was going to suffer these amazing puns, i was going to make sure others did too
Guardian
@kaorisiberian
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 10:10 AM
XD these are amazing! He should have done a Star Wars one.
Guardian
@kaorisiberian
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 10:20 AM
I would not have suffered from these silly puns.
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@redlionspride
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 3:33 PM
my cousins existence is suffering when he drinks. Puns come flying.
Guardian
@kaorisiberian
Mon, Feb 29, 2016 3:36 PM
Oh man. If I was drunk they would be amazing though. Lololol
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