Ash!!1
[meme] A TWIST ON THIS MEME, name a Kink and i'll answer with either what i think it is or an actual opinion if i know what said kink is
Any Day Now
Ash this seems dangerous
Ash!!1
spoilers i only know the terms for maybe like five things
Ash!!1
Any Day Now
: I KNOW, LET'S JUST SEE HOW FAR I GET
Ash!!1
what i do know is pretty much what i've learned from accidentally stumbling into the Wrong Places of the internet or furaffinity 
Y yo a ti, Cas
abo
Any Day Now
I can't make myself do this to you but I can sure watch your attempt 
CHARISMA SURFER
I'm going to start with sounding
Ash!!1
Y yo a ti, Cas
: is that a thing or a typo
Y yo a ti, Cas
that's a thing
Ash!!1
if it's a thing i assume it's like fuck/marry/kill but like idk animate/bounce/ollie out
CHARISMA SURFER
omgosh
Ash!!1
CHARISMA SURFER
: ??? the act of getting aroused by echolocation or something
CHARISMA SURFER
HAHAHAHA
Y yo a ti, Cas
/dies laughing
Ash!!1
otherwise possibly putting your ear to someone's privates and trying to hear the ocean as if their dick is a seashell?? idk man
Any Day Now
A S H
CHARISMA SURFER
i like how you think
MOVING
MOVING
I don't actually know a lot of kinks, so I can't inflict this on you
CHARISMA SURFER
i wish i knew more that might not be immediately easy to guess based on the name uuuh...inflation?
Ash!!1
oh i know inflation, furries love inflation. or well I KNOW WHAT ART OF IT LOOKS LIKE
Ash!!1
pumping up someone's body like a balloon. SOMETIMES ACTUAL BALLOONS???
joyeux noah
i'm dying
FOR THE CALD
Figging.
Ash!!1
tantivy: i. leaving notes with nsfw pick up lines for your partner??
new fear
hotdogging
Ash!!1
making a flip book animation of a dick???
CHARISMA SURFER
ajkfdlhs bl....ess furries.
MOVING
um... the only one i can think if is knotting
Ash!!1
HAHA. maybe it actually exists
MOVING
*think of
Ash!!1
FOR THE CALD
: eating fruit in bed
Ash!!1
or something to do with corrupted religion in bed if we wanna be SYMBOLLIC ABOUT FIGS
Ash!!1
new fear
: warming up someone's dick before intercourse?? wrapping it in like a tubesock?? idk how that is functional for any part involved but okay
FOR THE CALD
I like you ash. Never change.
Ash!!1
MOVING
: I'VE HEARD OF THIS ONE, AND KNOW IT'S POPULAR WITH WOLVES AND DOGS but don't actually know what it's about
Ari
goodness gracious this plurk
goodness gracious this plurk
Ash!!1
i will just assume the worst because dog dicks are freakish maybe they get long and whack each other until they get tied up???
new fear
oh my god
Ash!!1
that seems like a stupid thing dogs would do
MOVING
oh shoot i thought of another. oviposition
Ash!!1
Ari
: HELLO FRIEND I AM BEING ADULT
Ash!!1
MOVING
: OH i also think i know this cuz furries. arousal via egg laying??
Ash!!1
or maybe that's something else. I RECOGNIZE OVI
Ari
YOU SURE ARE. I'm pleased with how many of these I don't know.
Ash!!1
i'm glad i know at least two so far
Ash!!1
ALSO in retrospect my opinion on every kink is 'well you do you buddy'
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Oh oh, vore
Ash!!1
FOR THE CALD
: OH BOY IKNOW VORE, BOTH THANKS TO FURRIES AND SABRA
Ash!!1
well okay rather I KNOW IT BUT ALSO........DON'T....KNOW IT
Ash!!1
getting your kicks from eating people?? BUT LIK ENOT JUST EATING U WANNA SEE CLOSE UP OF TEETHS AND SALIVA AND ALSO THE DIGESTIVE TRACKS and sometimes there is an xray
Ash!!1
/hands up when i finally realized what was going on when an artist i loved kept drawing close ups of foxes eating sushi
Ash!!1
tantivy: IS THAT MADE UP TOO
Ash!!1
being an anna-phile they love anna from frozen i guess
Ash!!1
letme go google anatidae
Ash!!1
GOOSE ARE POPPING UP
Ash!!1
THIS A LOVE OF DUCKLINGS
terravesty
oh my god this plurk
PHONY
this plurk is glorious
PHONY
teabagging
Ash!!1
TEABAGGING. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT IS AS OF LITERALLY THREE DAYS AGO
PHONY
also snowballing
Ash!!1
WHEN MY COWORKERS WERE JOKING ABOUT WHAT DRINKS WE WANTED
Ash!!1
AND I WAS LIKE ??????????? WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHINT AT TEA
Any Day Now
I'm like 80% sure half of these are just fake things
Ash!!1
but if my guess is right it's using the balls for something cuz they look like bags
Ash!!1
idk what the somethnig is tho
PHONY
YOU WISH JIORA
Ash!!1
i just imagie it's like doign squats but with balls???
PHONY
hahahahaha
bladeosaurus
WATER SPORTS
Ash!!1
snowballing i have no idea, the love of rolling in the snow naked and getting hard balls
Ash!!1
bladeosaurus
: i joke about water sports a lot simply because i know it's a kink but i don't actually know what it details
Ash!!1
extreme water hockey with dicks i guess
PHONY
fjksfs
bladeosaurus
I love everything in this plurk
Ash!!1
i'm trying to imagine what the hell would you need water sports for in bed
Ash!!1
throw off the covers and surprise it's not a dick or a vagina but a nerf super soaker
𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖
cuckolding
Ash!!1
every party is happier
PHONY
yes
Ash!!1
𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖
: getting off holding a grandfather clock
joyeux noah
i'm actually wheezing
joyeux noah
ash you're so... you're so good
joyeux noah
you're a good
joyeux noah
thank u for bein good
Ash!!1
Ash!!1
tantivy: and belatedly highlighting is a thing?? i'm just gonna assume the name is literal
Tentessee
ASH I'VE TOLD YOU WHAT FIGGING IS
Ash!!1
markers all over the body in a poor attempt to mimic deep sea fish
Tentessee
At pepboys
Ash!!1
Tentessee
: HAVE YOU
Ash!!1
wait when
Ash!!1
DOES IT HAVE TODO WITH CARS?
Tentessee
Idk I just yelled it before jumping out of your car with a maniacal laugh
Ash!!1
Why do you think i would remember that you maniacal laugh about a lot of things
Ash!!1
hold on this is the only one i'm gonna google proper
Ash!!1
OH JEEZUS
Ash!!1
I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION
PHONY
Ash!!1
THERE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PUNISHMENT FIGGING AND THE KINK??
Ash!!1
why would you waste ginger like that
joyeux noah
THAT IS WHAT I ALWAYS THINK OF WHEN FIGGING COMES UP
Any Day Now
Damn, figging was one I was sure was fake
joyeux noah
ginger is precious
joyeux noah
eat it, don't put it in ur butt. other way around.
Ash!!1
right like i am not judging but okay i am juding a little
Ash!!1
thenext time someone does that i hope they think
Ash!!1
'well i could stuff this up a hole, but also i could make cookies'
Ash!!1
WHICHIS MORE SATISFYING, PEOPLE
Ash!!1
it is the cookies
PHONY
i love you ash you are the best
joyeux noah
"wait i was supposed to save this for the stir fry"
Ash!!1
that is the correct answer
Ash!!1
stir fry also acceptable
joyeux noah
on the other hand, maybe it makes eating ass more palatable?? idk
Ash!!1
i know what eating ass is at least. is that a kink?? I KNOW THREE NOW
FOR THE CALD
Okay but. What about for people who cannot cook but love the suffering of others?
Ash!!1
cook it anyway
Ash!!1
i mean that's what i do everytime i cook
Ash!!1
i would also like to note i am answering this plurk while watching the lion guard
Ash!!1
'ash why don't you know shit about kinks' '90% of my canons are childrens cartoons'
Ash!!1
i ain't asking UD nothing, that seems unsafe
CHARISMA SURFER
Mototboating
CHARISMA SURFER
...Motorboating I mean
Ash!!1
Motorcity's sea-based knock off series that isn't nearly as good but it has a dedicated fanbase that's way to into it and draws a lot of questionable content.
comfy drow cave
I feel sort of bad knowing all of these except the ones Sera is making up
comfy drow cave
creampies
Ash!!1
something that probably causes a lot of yeast infections i'd wager
Ash!!1
that or ruining otherwise good desserts
Ash!!1
DO NOT FEEL BAD, EMBRACE YOUR KNOWLEDGE
Ash!!1
as i fully embrace my lack of it
joyeux noah
hang on there's a handy comic strip just for this occasion
joyeux noah
DKB
comfy drow cave
good
comfy drow cave
gloryholes
Ash!!1
HaeralisTheBrave: i can only hope she means she found better desserts, pies that are just cream are FILLER FLUFF
Ash!!1
comfy drow cave
: I KNOW........WHAT A HAND OF GLORY IS
Ash!!1
so lets just apply that to a butthole
Ash!!1
with a candle in it??
Ash!!1
alternatively really noble whales
comfy drow cave
C-candle
joyeux noah
REALLY NOBLE WHALES
comfy drow cave
actually I think I saw a joke book about candles in the butt on abebooks
Ash!!1
at this point iwouldn't be surprissed
comfy drow cave
hotgluing
happy holifeys
did we mention rimming yet
joyeux noah
comfy drow cave
: i admit i was like "that's not a thing" and then i looked it up, and
joyeux noah
sigh
comfy drow cave
Only totally factual weird kinks in here from me
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ash i love you
MOVED
altered states
Ash!!1
comfy drow cave
: SLANG FOR BANGING HORSES?
Ash!!1
happy holifeys
: the sequel from guillermo del toro no one wanted
comfy drow cave
it took me a moment to get where you got horses out of that but I see it now
Ash!!1
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: at first i read this as one thng and was gonna say someone who drives state to state banging people
Ash!!1
but i guess it could just be someone who is high and/or a mutant
Ash!!1
comfy drow cave
: I THOUGHT I MIGHT ACTUAL BE CLOSE and hope against hope no one is super gluing their genitals
comfy drow cave
Nobody is supergluing their genitals but horses aren't involved either.
comfy drow cave
I like this game
MOVED
High is correct!!
comfy drow cave
docking
MOVED
Even being a mutant is partially correct good guess
DR. MEGANE
... I have no idea what a good chunk of these are too...
DR. MEGANE
and still at work and I AM NOT GOOGLING THAT
Ash!!1
comfy drow cave
: banging on a boat??
Ash!!1
yay i'm glad i got another
comfy drow cave
alas
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You might know this one sadly
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Oviposition
Ash!!1
HAHA yea that one got asked already!1 egg laying kink
Ash!!1
unless i'm mixing it up
comfy drow cave
related to docking, tribadism
Ash!!1
comfy drow cave
: a threesome involve 3 really bad dudes who are also religious while on a boat
comfy drow cave
makes sense
MOVED
aw man i missed it. no you are correct
MOVED
oh man i dont know what tribadism is. the first thing i havent' known
bladeosaurus
i am so proud of us knowing weirdass kinks and yet somehow protecting ash from them
MOVED
ok i should have known what tribadism is. THE WORD FOR THAT SEEMS VERY ODD
MOVED
its' tru. look. we can coexist and it's fine that ash does not know these things. look at how good this plurk is.
MOVED
ash is ready to eviscerate us on furry stuff anyway
Ash!!1
it's true, i have no idea why furry stuff bothers folks
Ash!!1
literally just animal people banging
Ash!!1
there are cultures built around this
MOVED
i'm kind of surprised you didn't know what a/b/o was but maybe because it doesn't commit to full furry
CHARISMA SURFER
i feel like furries just somehow became the internet punching bag and for some reason it stuck
Ash!!1
now i'm curious!! oh well i'll figure it out eventually
Ash!!1
AND YEA i guess?? i mean there are some. v side eye worthy sub genres but what fandom doens't have that
Ash!!1
also somewhat embarrassing i'd seen a/b/o pop up on some plurks before but assumed it had something to do with fate
Ash!!1
cuz of people abbreviating fate as f/go and my mind was like MAYBE THE TWO ARE RELATED??
joyeux noah
oH
Remony Atremony
This is an excellent plurk
Remony Atremony
I'm going to say dogging and specify there are no animals or particular positions involved
Ash!!1
Remony Atremony
: someone who is really into being nagged around into doing chores??