so I may have stolen all the Valentine's heart foamies off the table at the work party because they were going to get thrown out anyway and they feel nice to touch

why, self

(also, is it stealing if they were going to throw them out)

In some places it is illegal to steal trash but that is stupid tbh

that really is

I see nothing wrong with that

There are also places where it's illegal to give people on the street food. And other such things that try to make being homeless or helping the homeless de facto illegal.