Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:15 PM
Me: So you're gonna be a doctor? think any of the skills you learned making pizza will apply?
coworker: flatly precision cutting
Lycaon Lover
@tseutsumi
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:23 PM
I can't tell if that was too snarky or just the right amount.
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:24 PM
he didn't miss a beat on that one
Air Ashari
@captain_flyboy
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:24 PM
He
Air Ashari
@captain_flyboy
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:24 PM
s not wrong
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:25 PM
Lycaon Lover my dad's worse
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:25 PM
i swore yesterday, said mother fucker at the printer
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:26 PM
i tell him i usually don't use that on people... i was fighting a printer
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:26 PM
guess what he says
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:26 PM
guess
Queen Bun
@Arnavet
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:38 PM
no idea.
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:39 PM
it applies to him anyway
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:39 PM
because...he's My dad
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:46 PM
he's awful
Queen Bun
@Arnavet
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 8:59 PM
Dad jokes :3
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 9:00 PM
mom and dad were neck and neck in CAH
Queen Bun
@Arnavet
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 9:02 PM
Nice!
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 9:06 PM
I bet your dad is just as bad
Queen Bun
@Arnavet
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 10:11 PM
sadly no. I'm the punster in my fam
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 10:12 PM
you should be a dad someday
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 10:12 PM
get theater
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 10:12 PM
into
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 10:12 PM
get a role as a dad
Imp
@impiousimp
Sat, Feb 6, 2016 10:13 PM
um....dad muse
Queen Bun
@Arnavet
Sun, Feb 7, 2016 12:24 AM
pffft
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