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[khr/headcanon rambling]
Since I totally spaced on doing it yesterday, whups, but yes, my TYL Tsuna headcanon compilation plurk
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dedicated to holmes. the latest KHR person who has made the choice of friending my overexcited ass XD
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but ANYWAY yes, we'll backtrack to Tsuna's Adventures In School before he takes the mafia throne since.... gotta organize my brain
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The only things of note back in Tsuna's middle school days are 2 things
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oh wait 3 things almost forgot
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1 being that as he approaches high school, he starts shifting his stance on never accepting this mafia boss bullshit, but not because he is suddenly shifting his moral stances or anything
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It's actually the opposite
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He doesn't want him or his friends to get involved in this horrifying world where they could die or be seriously injured. Tsuna votes that all of that is bullshit, and he would rather not, thank you
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But as the years start slowly adding up, he realizes that... There's no way he's not involved, now. Hell, he was always involved, because even if his dad didn't tell him anything
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he's still the son of a high ranking mafia and that would have made him a target even if all of Timoteo's sons were still alive
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And, frankly, he's starting to get sick of just being dragged into things with no say
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since the vast majority of his arcs involve him being hunted down with really no knowledge beforehand of what the fuck is going on
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Shit is actively kicking off before he gets any information, most of the time
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And wow!!! Guess who is getting sick of that!!
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So it's really down to a matter of choice and agency that starts turning Tsuna around
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But you can be damned sure if this is the path he's going to end up on, he's going to do it his way.
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His declaration during the Vongola Trial that he'd destroy the Vongola before continuing its history of pointless bloodshed? Still holds true. But he's willing to try and change the Family before getting to
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that point
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2 has to do with the Vongola Trial, in that....
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As it turns out! When you get 9 generations of fucked up shit crammed into your brain all at once, that has some negative side effects!
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Through a frankly miraculous amount of stubbornness and denial, Tsuna, at the time, manages to not breakdown into a complete mess
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But it only lasts for so long and, as he nears finishing middle school, Tsuna starts getting some heavy grade nightmares
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Although it would be more accurate to compare them to "flashbacks brought on by the Vongola Ring"
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Sometimes they're spurred on by something- another attack on him or his friends for example will bring out heavy bloody-and-misery memories when he sleeps
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Other times there's no real trigger for them, and those times can sometimes be the general Vongola nightmares, but, over time, he starts getting flashbacks from Giotto's time
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Which mix with his own memories sometimes and make him very disoriented when he wakes up (which can be in the middle of the night or in the morning depending)
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They get a bit more prevalent and worse as he becomes older
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This sometimes culminates in him needing to be with one of his guardians and slowly separating Giotto's memories from his own by studying their features and them helping him through it
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Chrome is actually the best person for this job, both because of Mist's connection to weird bullshit and because of the fact that none of Giotto's guardians were women
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so she has that slight advantage over everyone else ahaha
holmes.
Gasp!
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(now to eat breakfast and I'll continue after)
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The final thing, 3, is less about Tsuna specifically and more the tenth generation of Families in general
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By the time Tsuna takes on the title of Vongola Decimo proper, Vongola, Simon, Giglio Nero, and Cavallone all already have a strong connection and alliance through the tenth generatio n
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and this basically starts out during Tsuna's school years, when he introduces Dino to Enma and Adelheid (who benefit greatly from being able to work with someone who has a familiarity with dragging his Family
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out from the dirt) and when Tsuna maintains constant contact with Yuni since he still remembers what happened in the one shit future timeline
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and mingling just naturally happens
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Anyway, Tsuna starts getting lessons in Italian, spurred on half by Reborn's spartan training methods and half by the fact that Kyoko saw him studying it once and complimented him
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When he finishes up middle school, Reborn celebrates by taking him to Germany
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and by "taking him to Germany", I mean he strands him in the middle of the country with no help
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which is how Tsuna gets his basic understanding of German
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By the time he gets to high school, he is basically proficient (by Reborn standards) in Italian and also has enough of a spine to finally ask Kyoko out
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and doesn't give himself a heart attack in the process
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which is how they start dating /jazz hands
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High school also marks the first time that the group of friends is broken up into different classes and encouraged to take up clubs and things
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Tsuna gets encouraged by Reborn to make a "community club" aka recruiting for the Family
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to which he responds
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He can't say he's really surprised at this point but still
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So that's what Tsuna ends up doing
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It should be noted that in high school is when Tsuna actually starts getting noticed as moderately attractive and fairly likable if you talk to him
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On a physical level, nothing has actually changed besides normal teenage things. Tsuna does not suddenly become a bombshell because puberty
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It's more to do with the way he holds himself and starts interacting with people, which helps that he doesn't avoid school like the plague or else he'd get worse than plague, which is Reborn kicking his ass
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This is the start of him developing what can be called "charisma cooties"
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because Tsuna doesn't consider himself smart (even if he's smarter than he thinks he is) or particularly talented in many areas
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But he starts to realize- more on a subconscious level than anything at first- that he doesn't necessarily need to be any of those
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Leadership 101: Don't try and do everything yourself. You gather other people to do what you can't.
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So under the Vongola Community Club, he starts practicing and figuring out this whole thing (which is probably the route Reborn was aiming for him to go down)
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Tsuna starts leveling up his charisma, although he doesn't really put that description to what he's doing, and he starts getting much better at figuring out people
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For example- oh, Akio is good at keeping track of where to buy fashion and trends, they obviously have a good eye and intuition towards commerce, and Hideki is good with numbers
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Maybe they can help with treasury and connections at the shopping district
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Another thing Tsuna starts getting good at is making people feel like they're important, and thus making them want to help
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"Oh, I told Sawada that I'd help him out with the schedule for his club. He's so helpless, I couldn't say no. He needs my help, you know?" and things like that
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(it's a very "damsel in distress"eque manner of things, but he could legit not care less)
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SPEAKING OF WHICH
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Along with getting a handle on English from school and Italian from Reborn, Tsuna also starts learning scattered bits of Chinese from I-Pin (because he loves his little sister) and is made to start learning
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French next
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He also starts getting trained in fighting that's not high powered Flame combat, just simple hand-to-hand so that his style gets more smoothed out
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And... He learns disguise from Reborn too
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Which includes casual crossdressing because why wouldn't he learn that
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For the first year of having this knowledge, Tsuna doesn't know how to react to the fact that it is very easy for him to take on a more femme appearance
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but he gets over it because whatever. There are stranger things in his life, and, yeah, he does look cute as hell
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Back to mafia things, there is some pressure for him to just drop out of high school and take up the Decimo position RIGHT. NOW.
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But he talks with Timoteo and they both end up agreeing that he can graduate first
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Because Tsuna hasn't had the.... privilege of attending Mafia School
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The least he can do is get a proper goddamn Japanese education and make his mother proud
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Final year of high school, graduation approaching, and Tsuna makes sure to take care of two things
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The first is that he somehow manages to make it so that he can take his mother and just his dang mother out to dinner
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during which they have a long and private conversation about a variety of things, including Tsuna's goals after school (which he offers to tell her more about, but Nana tells him it's alright not to)
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and much more personal things, which is no one else's damn business as far as Tsuna is concerned
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Their relationship starts to improve a lot more after that
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(something which can't be said for his relationship with his father- Tsuna has thought about it, and Iemitsu still tries, but there's still this kind of chasm between them)
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(Tsuna doesn't doubt that his father does care for him, somehow, but.... That's not really enough to fix things between them)
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(And it would take so much time and energy to fix that, for something he's not really sure would be worth all of it in the end)
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(so his relationship with his father remains kind of distant if cordial even as Tsuna becomes an adult)
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The second thing he does is propose to Kyoko, but not just that
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He explains everything that he plans to do, the dangers that come with the mafia, all that
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and then asks if she'd want to go with him through it all
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She accepts, and they become engaged but don't become married until a few years later because Tsuna wants to make sure he makes the Vongola good/safe enough for her
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(it should also be noted that Tsuna is a bi poly mess, and actually has huge raging crushes on, like.... half of his immediate circle by this point)
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(he is in love with so many of his friends and it is kind of glaringly obvious except people think they're mistaken when they see him gush about Kyoko)
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(please note that it is not glaringly obvious to Tsuna)
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(because?? isn't it totally normal??? to think about how attractive your friends are???? and how you feel so cared for and happy around them???? and hope you stay with them forever?????)
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(it takes Tsuna a couple more years out of high school to realize he is in love with, like, half his Guardians)
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(with Ryohei and Lambo being, tbh, the only ones he considers family more than anything)
holmes.
Lol
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tsuna is a very attention and love starved child.... that's, like, maybe a quarter to blame for his widespread affections, ahaha
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MOVING ON
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Tsuna and Co graduate high school, with some (Ryohei and Hibari) having done so a year prior, and are immediately shifted to Italy so that Tsuna can take over already
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It's actually kind of a tense situation. Like, Timoteo is old as hell already, and there's no way he can keep going for much longer
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but Tsuna is still this 18 year old who is a foreigner. He's nothing even remotely similar to the previous would-be heirs who are now all currently dead
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Tsuna is well aware of this
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He is also well aware that some people Xanxus might take care of this tense situation with a show of force if they were in his position
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However, that? Is the exact opposite of how Tsuna wants to run the Vongola
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However, his general method back in high school won't really work in the way it was set up, because those were normal teenagers and these are all a bunch of adult criminals
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But the core behind that method is one he still thinks could work
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Because, hey, they might already be underestimating him, despite all the shit he's pulled off
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Why not see how much he can push them into that mindset?
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Because Tsuna is used to being underestimated. He's used to being "Loser Tsuna".
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And, from all that experience, he knows that if someone thinks you're weak and pathetic and inconsequential enough.... They'll talk shit right to your face as if you aren't there
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So during the big party to welcome him (and honestly feel him out), Tsuna comes in
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This tiny Japanese boy who hasn't grown past 5'5'' with wide eyes and looks even tinier besides almost all his Guardians except Chrome
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and fakes that his Italian isn't that great, that he has a hard time keeping up
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And during this, he has Chrome use Mist to spy on everyone's conversations in the place
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Needless to say, they pick up on so much shittalking, sometimes- what do you know- right in front of his face
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And, together, him and Chrome keep track of who is: shittalking to his face, shittalking but out of hearing, the few actively trying to help him out, and those who are watching and waiting
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(The Giglio Nero, Cavallone, and Simon Families being those in the last category because they know what's going on)
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(Yuni has problems trying not to giggle, Dino and Enma quietly amused, and Adelheid looking absolutely Fucking Done with the other mafia because really, you're gonna be this thick)
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Towards the latter half of the party is when Tsuna goes up to make a speech and, in perfectly flawless Italian, basically drags everyone who was enough of a jackass to shittalk
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It's a very polite "You Fucked Up" Speech, and the tenth generation gets the delight of watching a bunch of grown mafia start to sweat
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(an image I'm sure Tsuna, Chrome, and Dera will all gleefully take to their graves as one of the most satisfying thing to see of all time)
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And then, at the end, Tsuna says "While it can't be explained just how rude and hurtful it was to hear that you so easily display a low opinion of the Vongola..."
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"I am full of forgiveness. So, let's put that all behind us and enjoy the party."
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and him and Chrome both smile
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which wouldn't be threatening
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if "I forgive you" after a speech like that didn't sound suspiciously sound like "I am going to cut off your knees at the caps and this smile means I'm going to enjoy it"
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(the funny part- Tsuna is mostly honest.)
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(it's just that him and Chrome take vicious delight in being underestimated and watching people's faces drop when they realize they are tiny and cute and some of the strongest in the whole group)
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For the most part, Tsuna doesn't actually do much.
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For the few who were actively helpful, he makes sure gifts get sent out as an "appreciation for welcoming me as the newest boss of the Vongola"
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For the others who shittalked, they tend to be the ones sending gifts or other such things because they're pretty sure they Fucked Up and are trying to negate any damage
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but it's an awful lot of people, and Tsuna doesn't want to screw over too many potential business connections and active allies
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There are a few, however, that behaved so badly that Tsuna puts them on a private shitlist and sends Haru after them
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Haru is not meant to be a figher
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but, going with Chaer's headcanon, she is the head of the Vongola's black market and a financial witch who can destroy you
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So yeah, that's the kind of boss Tsuna ends up growing into- one who doesn't like to use outright force to rule, but instead relies on charisma and cunning, especially of the social sort
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Changing the Vongola bit by bit, since changing it all at once simply isn't possible
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So I think that mostly covers the "how did we get to this point" headcanons
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I'll fill in other miscellany headcanon after lunch
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so I thought the speech was my favorite part but then you said "And then he sics Haru on them"
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oh yeah, and I forgot to add- Tsuna and Chrome absolutely hi-five each other after the party, no one can convince me they dont'
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but yes I thought you'd appreciate that
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of course they high five
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they just reduced the majority of the mafia's power players to quaking in their loafers
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Tsuna just clings to her and gushes about how excited he is that worked "It's school all over again!!"
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Chrome: Why wouldn't it? People don't change. They just get wrinkles.
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Tsuna: But experience, or something!
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Chrome: -laughing- How many times has one of us caved when you frown? How many times have you caved when Reborn pulls out his gun? You know he won't shoot you.
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Tsuna: No, I'm pretty sure he'll shoot me... Or ditch me in a foreign country again.
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Chrome: Try it sometime.
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Tsuna: You have to promise to be there with me, to save me in case he just pistol whips me instead.
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Chrome: I'll be there. to popcorn
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Coming back to this because I realized I never did fill in other thoughts lol
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especially now that I have increasinglyaverage on my timeline
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So miscellany headcanon! lessee what I can remember
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As a general rule, I go with his relationships being:
familial - Reborn, Dino, Ryohei, Enma, Fuuta, I-Pin, Lambo
romantic - Kyoko, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Chrome, Hibari, Xanxus
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but it's flexible depending on who I'm RPing with
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