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10:23pm. Still awake. Still looking at more than 60 essays
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I mean I did 30 over the last 24 hours
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if they were better they would have gone faster
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I'm still trapped in the bowels of the class I hate
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my dear
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I'm so tired
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hang in there girl
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JUST THINK ABOUT OUR AWESOME THREAD
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guys I'm so tired and the writing is so bad
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and I hate them so much
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the more I don't sleep the worse the grades get
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I feel like I should just go 65 65 65 65 65 65 65 65 and be done with it
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fuck being fair
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I want to take a nap
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and a shower
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and then another nap
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I've been Energy Drink-ing so hard I actually had that heartbeat thing people complain about with energy drinks I THINK THAT MEANS AN OVERDOSE HAPPENED A LITTLE
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oh well not dead yet
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it's my fault for sleeping during finals week
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I should have kept on my rigorous schedule of "no more than four hours"
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/pats your face
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UGH YES I GOT TO GIVE THE BITCH A FULL FAILING GRADE
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I AM SO SATISFIED BY THIS
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the research paper was 6-7 pages and she wrote 2 and a half
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DIDN'T EVEN READ IT
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SLAPPED A 50 ON IT
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PROBABLY COULD'VE GIVEN HER A 0 TBH
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but her other grades are like 70s because I ain't doing that bitch any favors
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so the 50 is going to kill her average and I hope she fails the course I hope I hope
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my comment was all "did you upload the right file? "
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BUT I REVEL IN THIS
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WITH ALL THE HATRED THAT COMES FROM BEING AWAKE TOO LONG
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YES AND THE GUY WHO WROTE ALL HIS ESSAYS IN ARIAL IS 300 WORDS SHORT ON THE RESEARCH PAPER
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I decided to do a quick pass on everything to just check word counts and SO WORTH IT
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2:59 and it's now my mission to fail certain students
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9 hours until grades are due
MOVING
oh jeez
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still haven't started the good class at Rich Kid school
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but I'm way less behind with their work
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AHAHAHAHAHA Class I Hate has been getting notifs for the shit grades I've been giving them
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there's already spite all over my Rate My Professor profile
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TOO TOUGH OF A GRADER motherfucker then don't hang me 3 pages when the assignment is 5
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*hand me
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LOL YEP
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that's how I know they're spite reviews
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well no the ones for Class I Hate has a point there
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because Rich Kid Uni has three drafts and only grades the third
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and so I gave them all the feedback on the ungraded drafts
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and they're pretty much only getting letter grades now
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because that's the part where I fell behind
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but like. I GAVE them feedback
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they didn't change what I told them to change
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so yeah, the grades are gonna be shit
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they can they're just entitled and refuse to
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both
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I REALLY didn't get along with this class. XD
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I'm pretty excited for it to be over
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I mean next semester my wallet's going to be SERIOUSLY hurting
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but they only gave me one class at rich kid uni
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so I'll have time to like. be a human
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and not hate the job that I quit my day job to do. XD
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yeah my whiner patience level is super low
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MAN THAT WOULD BE SO RAD
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do you think I could pull this off
WWE Neville - Red Arrow (Finishing)
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I can always climb up somewhere
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oh you mean like
Bray Wyatt Spider Walk Royal Rumble 2014
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WRESTLING IS COOL YO
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nah it's like soaps
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I abandoned wrestling for like 15 years and coming back was like "o okay nothing changed"
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like you saw 30 seconds of Bray Wyatt wrestling? You know 90% of Bray Wyatt as a character
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you went "THAT'S CREEPY" and yup. He's a creepy cult leader
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you're good to watch him throw dudes through tables
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right now my favorite act is New Day. They're these three nerds who like to have fun and be dorks
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and they cheat to win all their matches (three dudes acting as a two-man tag team)
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and whenever anyone calls them out on cheating they're like "nah dude it's the power of positive thinking! We got unicorn magic yo"
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The New Day are survivors: Raw, November 2, 2015
I THINK THIS IS WHEN THEY STARTED THE UNICORN THING
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I think idk New Day are amazing every time they do anything
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THEY'RE THE BEST
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Xavier Woods (the shortest one) has a let's play channel
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oh also they're legit nerds
Xavier Woods cover of Final Fantasy - Victory Fanfar...
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he gave an interview where he was explaining the team dynamic and was like "Yeah, Big E's the tank, and Kofi does the DPS. I'm kind of the bard."
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there's also a chipmunks/chippettes thing happening with the bad guys in the women's division too >>
The New Day unites with Team BAD
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they hang out on social media and nerd out and it's GLORIOUS
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basically just search for New Day on youtube and watch everything THEY CAN DO NO WRONG
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(those plastic horns also light up btw. The official shop sells them OR WOULD SELL THEM but they've been sold out for weeks)
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THAT WAS FAST
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I am not ashamed to admit that at least once a week I end up prancing around my basement going "NEW DAY ROCKS". With my horn up.
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it's fun to dance with big e. ;-;
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OH WAIT LET ME SHOW YOU THE COWBOY JAMBOREE
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I forget what they were celebrating
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also do you like how all of my favorite parts of wrestling don't actually involve wrestling
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The New Day's First Anniversary In-Ring Country Musi...
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THOSE FUCKING COSTUMES THO
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which nycc ad
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LMAO THEN YEAH THAT WAS PROBABLY NEW DAY
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I think I was just pumped about the shirt they released
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because it's three bugg black dudes riding on a unicorn
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and the unicorn has roller skates
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I WANT THIS SHIRT
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also my apologies those are not roller skates they are just fly kicks