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[daily / general bitching] my bitching extends to multiple things so....anyway. VIDEO GAMES ARE AWFUL
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me2 is so...i hate this i hate bioware? they do this shit where they give a decent character but fuck up their own writing so u just....
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'here let me save them from you i will...i will fix this'
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.....also my anons don't understand nerri, i think
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and this is starting to become Very Obvious.........
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also tali is very gay and I'm so mad. SO MAD she's a dudeshep romance only
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yes i'm still mad about this
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i refuse to play dudeshep
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the robot shep
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the nonexistent shep
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also i have to put pants back on in less than two hours to putter over to the rental office and I can't even explain how much i Don't Want That
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......
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when the fuck will i play tftbl
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it looks So Gay
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it IS so gay
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help
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why do i watch lps for games that aggrivate me
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like this dang ropes game
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solution to ME2 problems: play on computer, load up mods
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give bioware as many middle fingers as you can
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no regrets no regrets
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i always play on computer
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but just like iwth bi cass mod i cant do it cause the not voiced bits are weird
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but what's WORSE is i ship my shep (heh) with wrex and I get NOTHING for a romance with him
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at least with tali there are romance scenes to reference and just....shoehorn femshep into
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but with my large turtle husband it's like
>8c
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OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DANG ROPES GAME???
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WOW. WOWOWOWOWOWOW
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HOLY SHIT
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do NOT PLAY THIS GAME?
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when two best friends play point out how gross your game is you KNOW you fucked up
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https://i.imgur.com/IlLsn1C.png(this shit)
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the opening to this minigame showed her with the most absurd panty shot too
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woolie is my fav
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maybe dude protags wouldn't bore me to tears if they weren't still somehow ubiquitous
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also is this the sequel??? i stopped like 1/4 through.....
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this iiissssss
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uuhh gdi what's the name
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ultra despair girls
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i think the third game in the series?
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it just seems to exist to throw references and preexisting characters around and it's Awful
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jesus christ.
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.....
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sam is playing f4 again
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and put a dog collar on maccready's wrist, and then put him in a red sequin dress
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he's beautiful
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he has heels and everything
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game of the year
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i'm....sam makes me do bad things
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please save him
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those shoes do NOT go with that dress and I went on a 5 minute tangent about it
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you need some simple black heels to go with that not some strappy bullshit
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step it UP maccready
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so as i'm watching an lp for this awful dang ropes game shit for dr3 pops up on my dash like
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why....
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... you are not the first person I've talked to who wants to fuck the krogan
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I should not be surprised
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and yet
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okay but for real
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ask archie how terrible it is watching anything with me
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it's either 'o pie you'll like this'
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or
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'PIE NO'
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I DIDN'T KNOW HE'D HAVE LIVER SPOTS
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HIS VOICE WAS NICE THAT'S IT
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my fav was 'YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRUSH ON THIS ONE. HE IS A LITERAL CHILD'
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I
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I can't
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wait which one were you trying to
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no
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NO
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NOT GRUNT
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YOU HORROR
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I say this, when my thirst is also too real /face in hands
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....
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dont
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i love
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this was a different child but
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i did have to be swatted away from grunt as well :c
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oaky but
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i'll bring this up again
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WHEN YOU WAKE HIM UP
HE SLAMS YOU AGAINST A WALL
BY YER NECK
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AND WHEN YER PLAYING NERRI??? THAT'S LIKE. HOO O O O HEY. HEY THERE. HI THERE BUDDY
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but now it's 'do you want to see a picture of my dog? -20 pictures of grunt fall out of wallet-'
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there are rumors i will have a krogan to kiss in me4
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if i'm denied this i swear i'm officially taking down all of bioware
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i didn't date garrus at ALL
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he;s a huge nerd
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garrus is sam's maccready. he hates him
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I want to kiss a krogan but actually, like... lbh, I'm into kissing a whole host of aliens
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give my fem!char a quarian to link suits with plzkthx
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every time i'm about to play mass effect i announce it by saying i'm about to fuck aliens
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fucking aliens is an honourable life goal fuck them fuck them hard
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and please, someone, get us some more drell please
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three is not enough, Bioware
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especially when there are no lady Drell wtf guys
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preferably ones that don't die
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/screams loudly
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