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Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 4:56 PM

One thing that irks me is that when you're a parent, everything your child does is your fault.

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 4:56 PM

Teenager mugs an old lady = Parents fault

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 4:57 PM

Man sexually assaults a kitten = Parents fault

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 4:58 PM

Toddler cries because they've been sat in a trolley at a checkout for 20 minutes while the person in front pays for £40's worth of stuff with 20p's = Parents fault

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 4:59 PM

They really should make you aware at the point of getting knocked up that everything your child ever does will be your fault

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:00 PM

Some times it's the parents fault, but it's like a weird grey line

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:01 PM

I'm not picking you out here lolly m8, but it's summit you said before so imma use it

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:01 PM

But like, I could stop me kid from standing on the seat of the bus, but it will scream and cry.

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:01 PM

Lesser of two evils

Whiskey

@WhiskeyMonday

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:01 PM

But the upside is that anything good they do in life reflects upon you as well. Bonus.

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:01 PM

It doesn't though

Whiskey

@WhiskeyMonday

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:01 PM

My daughters are goddesses, both, and I take all the credit.

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:02 PM

No one said "Ghandi's parents were fucking amazing"

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:03 PM

I WASN'T PICKING UP ON YOU, it was like a thing you get on buses

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:03 PM

Clemmie stands on seats and I hold onto her cos then she can see out of the window

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:03 PM

Not that I go on the bus because I have a lovely car to drive

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:04 PM

idk, it's just a go to thing that anyone ever misbehaves or does something bad and the blame is always placed on the parents at some point

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:10 PM

Ahh ok

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:10 PM

I just wanted you to be aware that you hadn't spawned some sort of belated rage cos you hadn't

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:11 PM

It was actually a thing on facebook about someone boiling a dog or some shit

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:11 PM

Please do

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:11 PM

Precious little to talk about these days

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:12 PM

And don't smoke in my plurk

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 5:25 PM

Fine

oOo Olaenka

@Olaenka

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 6:16 PM

"They really should make you aware at the point of getting knocked up that everything your child ever does will be your fault" pointing that out to people about children makes them

oOo Olaenka

@Olaenka

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 6:17 PM

extremely defensive about their "right" to procreate. I've tried it, with very poor results. often.

Biscuits

@ImmaBiscuit

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 6:21 PM

Oh I didn't mean it to be in a contraceptive sort of way, more a warning to brace oneself

oOo Olaenka

@Olaenka

Tue, Dec 1, 2015 6:27 PM