Guess who didn't wake up and is trying to finish this essay, it's me

“A man faints in a bathtub. A doctor arrives who takes his pulse and calmly gives the instructions: “Pull the plug and let the water out.” Once the water has flown

completely out of the tub he says: “Fine. Now put a lid on the bathtub and carry the guy to the cemetery. He’s dead.” – Yonezawa Hikohachi, 17th-century Osakan Rakugo comedian.

have that.