[NaNo] If you've ever thought to yourself, "gee, I wonder if Ian can find a way to put how much he hated eating kelp into one of his stories," and I can only assume you have, it turns out the answer is yes.

so like all seaweed? Or just kelp?

I am somehow amazed that I have never heard this before.

Nori is acceptable in like... sushi and miso and stuff. But the one time I tried kelp pickles was... /shudders

Well that's because pickles are evil.

but ...pickles.

i will eat pickled ANYTHING

or at least try pickled anything

Kelp pickles IMO combine the worst possible traits of both pickles and kelp, aka everything about pickles (okay, fine, sour briney-ness if you don't hate pickles I guess) plus the sliminess of kelp.

that sounds atrocious

Everyone else in class loved them???