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I've realized I should probably warn all of you that once, in a PSL, Red let me think that a character was dead for nine months irl... before another char casually revealed she was alive.


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NINE MONTHS

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and that she'd been totally alive the whole time and was just being held somewhere else as a prisoner.

hoshinya.
holy crap

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I spent nine months talking about what an effect her death had on Robin and she nodded and smiled and totally went with it.

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NINE MONTHS.

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what I'm trying to say is

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don't trust Red.

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ALWAYS QUESTION WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE DRIFT FLEET.

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ALWAYS BE SUSPICIOUS.

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because she never lies about anything but she'll totally let you go assuming something for a year and a half before revealing that it's been some other thing this whole time.

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and she's running 80% of the world plot.

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I feel so safe now

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(actually it may have been closer to six months but... still)

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I lived with her and never once guessed

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omfg that's so impressive

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she'd been playing me the whole time...

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SHE DOES THIS ON THE REGULAR

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I would have loved to see your reaction to the reveal omfg

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it was


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"SHE'S WHAT"

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"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"

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I think Robin's reaction was to slam his head down on the floor where he was sitting

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and scream

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"aaaaaAAAUGH THIS WHOLE TIME!?"

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dude pretty sure it was more like nine months

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IT WAS A LONG TIME...

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from robin getting shot in the head to finally introducing Irahl as a concept and finally catching him and finally talking to him

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also remember those twenty minutes you let me think you killed off Saeliss

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like I think I was close to crying or something

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I really bought it

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I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT LONGEr

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but you couldnt handle it ghfdkj

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I must have looked so upset

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YOU LOOKED SO

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DEEPLY BETRAYED

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I'm like HOLY SHIT SAELISS IS HORRIBLE BUT

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SHE DIDN'T DESERVE TO HAVE HER HEAD BLOWN OFF

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like, it was the worst thing I'd ever done to you

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I was into the ship just then and everything

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deeply betrayed

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WE HAD JUST SPENT SEVERAL MONTHS SETTING UP THAT SHIP

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and you were like

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but we were just

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starting to ship

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how could you let me....

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I ALSO SNEAKILY INTRODUCED NEL AS AN NPC

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oh, guess I did that with Irahl too

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I didn't want your knowledge of them as main characters to get in the way

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and they're both supposed to be overlooked because of their station in life... so it was so legit...

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I wanted it authentic

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you are my hero

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Red is a mastermind

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she's a monster

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a wonderful, crafty monster.

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and I'm really bad at predicting plot twists so I'm just like !???

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!!!????!?!?

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BUT HOW COULD????

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lololol you even knew that I was introducing new characters

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so if y'all find out this has been an Inception-based game the whole time or something like that

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don't say I didn't warn you

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and then the little NPC skank on Robin's lap switched over to a real journal

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I WAS... SO SURPRISED

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HAHA yeah don't trust me.

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please.

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SURPRISED AND UPSET

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I am the nice writer

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I am absolutely not.

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I write about how you can gather cactus and collect glowing fish

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she writes about how boy isn't it funny that you've never actually met any audience members and literally no one knows what you're talking about

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and I slip in little details that aren't going to have relevance until like a year down the line

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ha ha ha

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NOTHING IN THIS GAME'S WRITING IS AN ACCIDENT

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nothing is without a reason

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there is no game mechanic that doesn't serve some kind of narrative purpose.

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screams

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man you make us sound so cool

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well I mean you are pretty cool and the game is also really cool

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so that's fair

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THOUGH I GOT RED, ONCE...

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so I guess I'm not totally innocent...

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you have the capacity to be evil

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you just usually use your powers for good

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me on the other hand

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I like using my powers for good...

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my gender is villain

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Locke Neutral

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yeah I use my plot twists to strengthen the bonds between characters and you just use them to destroy people :>

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gkjfdhgkjh

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HEY! that destruction is also to bring people together

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I've always said

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nothing forms friendships like almost dying together

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look, tek

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ghdfkjhgkljdf

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you can't do that

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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new plan everyone

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tragedy does strengthen bonds it's been proven

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you all have five minutes to prevent yourselves from being vented into space

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SHIT

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wait didn't we do that once

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OH NO that was the exploding mittens nevermind

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also your deepest darkest secrets are being projected on the ceiling

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omg

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also there is an item from your past tempting you outside

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no that's next month

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make your decisions

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and the third month

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haha

hoshinya.
jfc WELL NOW I WILL SPEND EVERY MOMENT QUESTIONING that's not fair I love unreliable narrators when I write them but not like this


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dude drift fleet is like

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unreliable narrators

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the game

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the life

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have you MET Diamond

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I mean

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HAVE YOU MET DIAMOND

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rgjukdhgkjfd\

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and l m f a o

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I promise we have never lied to you once :>

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I went back to see when I introduced the enemy fleet

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I dropped hints last february

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HAHA GREAT

hoshinya.
I KNOW SHE IS I'm pretty sure the characters know she is lmfao

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man I was writing up more shit about the Marsiva yesterday

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I just hope, at the end, whenever that is

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there is at least one character who was here from the beginning

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/raises hand

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you dont count

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also lmfao

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/lowers hand

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if Im run over by a truck, you all are screwed, because Stick doesnt even know everything

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or... maybe you're all saved

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IT'S TRUE

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jhsfagfsa

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depending on how you look at it

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I think I know about 80% of what Red knows

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You must... have an outline... somewhere?

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but there's this 20% issue

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ha ha ha so there is this thing

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that I do

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where I have this elaborate plan in my head that I am SURE I will never forget the details of

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and then I also forget that I have a really, really shitty memory

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so I don't write it down

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/cough future tek cough

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or I write such brief, cryptic notes, I can't decipher them months down the road

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"sniper in the basement who"

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gfkjdhgkjf

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oh no

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I thought you were going to bring up the horror game that I've had to rewrite three times

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--which is also where Diamond originally comes from

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:>

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XD

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Oh dear. I totally do tha.

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I only got around it with my thesis by makingmy notes literally just be quotes from everything I was citing

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hjgfhghjk

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You are not alone, Red.

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I love running a game with Red tho it's a blast

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with our powers combined it's actually kind of doable

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now I just wish I had time to play in it more...


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hella...


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I would offer to do administrative things for ya'll, but you seem to already have that covered


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we have good help and we're enlisting more today :>

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go team go


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Basically what I have derived from all this is that Red needs a diabolical mustache to twirl at appropriate times

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who says I don't have one already

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i can neither confirm nor deny

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>:})