Illya的解決方案和Napoleon想的ㄅ一樣： Illya paused, making sure he had Napoleon's attention. "Well... if there is no virgin to sacrifice, then there can be no ceremony."
Napoleon sat to attention. Of course, such a simple solution — why hadn't he thought of it? Hadn't they just been discussing that very subject? "You're right," he agreed with a snap of his fingers.
Illya gulped down nervously. "I think it would be best for us both. That way, I won't have to look into your eyes as you do it. And you can get a better hold around my neck in that position."
Illya nodded. "A quick counter-twist on the neck and head should disrupt the joint between the skull and the vertebrae, breaking the spinal cord. That should do the trick."
靠這fanfic什麼劇情wwwwww 反派決定要用黑魔法統治世界，所以需要個處女獻祭，於是這個處女就是Illya，於是為了拯救世界Napoleon衝出來說我有辦法我有辦法，然後Yoooooooooo~ Illya就ㄅ是處子惹。
幹我真的笑到腸絞痛，我覺得這位作者完全掌握了影集版編劇ㄉ精髓
Illya paused, making sure he had Napoleon's attention. "Well... if there is no virgin to sacrifice, then there can be no ceremony."
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偏好漫長的forepaly(ㄍ漫長的foreplay(是麼archiveofourown.org/works/5153