Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:19 AM
[brolife] Woman in store: Excuse me... did I see you at the Rec Center earlier today?
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:20 AM
Me: Uh, yeah, probably.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:20 AM
Woman: I thought so. I think I was walking behind you in the hallway.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:20 AM
Me: Well I'm still wearing my workout stuff, so if my back looks the same then it was me.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:20 AM
Woman: What do you do there?
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:20 AM
Me: I, uh...
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:21 AM
Woman: Do you lift weights?"
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:21 AM
Me: Yeah, I lift weights.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:21 AM
Woman: I thought so. I go swimming. I just love swimming.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:21 AM
Me: I'm too lazy to do anything other than lifting heavy things.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:22 AM
Woman: [keeps talking about how much she enjoys swimming, especially in this awful weather, conversation continues on awkwardly for another minute before she walks away mid-sentence]
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:34 AM
ALSO RICK
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:34 AM
Rick: Let me put this in nerd terms for you. You're got the acceleration of Bowser with the top speed of Toad.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:35 AM
Me: Thank you, I understand this, now.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:35 AM
Rick: You move like Donkey Kong, but you handle like Luigi.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:35 AM
Me: If you ever compare me to Luigi again, I will show up at your house in the middle of the night and punch you.
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:36 AM
why do you hate luigi
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:37 AM
The second-class Mario Twin.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:37 AM
I don't know, I just sort of found him annoying in the Mario and Luigi RPG series.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:37 AM
And anyway, my relationship with Rick is based on mutual antagonism.
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:38 AM
I had to find something problematic with what he said.
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:38 AM
i don't think i can trust a man who doesnt like luigi
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:38 AM
Then I'm untrustable.
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:38 AM
what a shame
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:40 AM
I've spent too many years playing Bowser to be trustworthy, Whit.
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:40 AM
yes, that
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:40 AM
*'s true
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:40 AM
you have, over the years, dissolved the IC/OOC boundary, after all
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:40 AM
Completely.
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:40 AM
also a shame
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:41 AM
this the part where I talk about how large my arms are?
science crime
@whitticus
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:43 AM
To think, I once knew a time before you were a parody of yourself
Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
Wed, Jul 15, 2015 1:46 AM
I was once a man.
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