

Zoroark
I'm just constantly shaking my head at Beelzemon every time I write a tag


Zoroark
also fyi, he literally keeps his motorcycle in his bedroom

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we can't even really complain since Maine's apparently allowed to keep a 50lb grenade launcher in the house

Zoroark
LMAO OMG

Zoroark
The best housemates

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thats just an estimate I have no idea how much it weighs

💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
get up in the morning and he's left it on the kitchen table

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Maine stop this

Zoroark
Especially because beelzemon might try and use it if he saw it

💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
u wanna fuckin die Beelz

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I don't know how strong he is though

Ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ
what the hell has my apartment become

Ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ
it used to be full of Free! characters and so innocent

Ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ
and now this

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but it's originally a two-handed weapon used by 8ft tall aliens

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of course when he finds it Maine picks it up with one hand like it's made of plastic because he is Too Much

Zoroark
LMAO GOD

Zoroark
Also wow hide what a contrast

Ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ
his life used to be so calm

💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
and then a space marine walked into his house and shot at him

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chaos ever since