One of my most scary super powers is losing all the tax documentation when my lawyer is waiting for it. Share yours!

My ability to roll over and go back to sleep when I have to get ready for work is simply amazing

my superpüower is supersecurity. I always lay things somewhere where i will absolutely find things again - and forget the minute after where it was. All the things are safe and unharmed

Buying smaller clothes "because I am losing weight". And never be able to wear them ofc.

Making mental lists of things I need to do, then procrastinating them until the last minute and having to sprint them hours before the deadline getting no sleep that night at all.

We could make a team of super heroes!