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Someone tell me to go to bed, I am writing things like: "Ultimately the fight is between bile and boner"
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I'm doing my best not to crack up here
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Maybe you should go to bed HAHA
Nammah!
That's hard to choose because it's funny
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RIGHT?
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But I'm just like SHOULD THIS THREAD BE THIS CRACKY?
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Probably not but... BUT IT'S AMUSING
Nammah!
I think that's us and most threads though 
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this is true
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I'm writing Mikado trying to decide if the idea of having sex with Izaya is more gross or exciting for being scary
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so "fight between bile and boner"
Nammah!
Gross. He's trash Mikado
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he is
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but Mikado has sex with lots of trash in this game
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he went to a guy's house to have sex with him and found his walls COVERED IN HEXES PAINTED IN BLOOD and didn't balk
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Nammah!
Mikado the trash collector
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p much
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sob
Nammah!
And no one was surprised
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HE CAN'T HELP IT
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but sob he doesn't even know what the fuck he wants to do with Izaya. because eww, Izaya. But Izaya is useful. And likely to hurt him.
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>>
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...Mikado stop stroking your fear boner
Nammah!
send someone else in
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at least Izaya is less cheesy than some of his partners
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"I, Dio" this and "I, Dio" that. rolls eyes Fucking flashy-ass vampires.
Nammah!
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at least Izaya will admit he's only going to screw around with you because he doesn't want to disappear. there's that at least.
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And despite how he sounds, he's not slimy to the touch.
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....Maybe.
Nammah!
Put him in a bath of lyre soap
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MAYBE.
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MAYBE...
wind
My solution is to say that out loud to Izaya so that he loses all desire to go through with it.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
curieosity。
that is a lovely line
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if you're going to throw up at least keep it off me.
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/snort
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I am just having way too much fun with this oh gods
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And Mikado is just like SO TORN
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He won't really get a chance to find out which impulse is stronger til later though, obviously, since they're not meeting in person here and
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the fire thing is next. So it'll be after that before he discovers if he can steel himself enough for Izaya-sex.
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Which, as soon as I'm done this tag
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I'm going to post on your other one
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SWEET
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hng I was so hoping someone would play that with me, really
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I'm honestly surprised no-one has yet.
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well most people wanted to do sex, and that's not a sex prompt
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Plus a lot of people would have tried pretty hard to stop him, since technically he's being an idiot here.
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Like, THERE IS A KNOWN WAY TO GET RID OF THE PLANTS but he's insisting on dealing with it himsefl.
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himself*
sparky ⚡
Leca.
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Leca go to bed
sparky ⚡
:|
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bUT WHY
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I AM MAKING PERFECT SENSE REALLY
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oh shit I can't feel my face though
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actually I should go to bed
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: TAG INTO MY BONFIRE FOR ME TO SEE IN THE MORNING
wind
Oh my gosh. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this.
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GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP LECA
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oKAY
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tagged the other one but GO TO BED
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there'll be a fire for you in the morning