[Splatoon] So it's all wacky and fun in the game, I'm sure, but imagine how horrifying it would be to watch a human being transform into a squid and back

it'd be gorgeous

that's because that shit is your aesthetic

if memory serves

well, to be fair, the inklings are actually squid

who transform into humans

that would, if anything, be even more unnerving

in the latest trailer thing, the narrator is speaking as a fictional scientist studying inklings, so it's pretty clear /nod

Apparently they have to learn how to transform into humanoids?

They can't do it until they're, uh, 14?

I think

i should've been the disgusting human squid combo...i regret my whole life

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