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Our characters form a D&D game. Who plays what?
Uncontrollable
Roy, apparently, plays a gnome illusionist.
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Amazing
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Marisa would either basically play herself
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or play Trokk the Half-Orc Barbarian and just wander off to do stupid shit every time the party got too bogged down
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Akame goes backstory first and makes this dude with a super dramatic and intricate history that has a million plot hooks she left for the GM to use to make the story more interesting
BWAAAAAH!
Ends up with something weird like a Dwarven Assassin
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Who was raised by Drow and seeks to find his lost clan so that he can rediscover his roots
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Only while searching he got kidnapped by a dark cult and had his eyes opened to the darkness of the world and now he etc etc etc etc
BWAAAAAH!
Gilgamesh is a horrifying rules lawyer who gets angry and storms out of the room more than any other player
BWAAAAAH!
Morgiana is only there because Aladdin said they needed one more player
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She made a Human Fighter and generally is the one who cuts through the bullshit and goes for the simplest possible solution to problems
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She's the one who stabs the bandit leader in the middle of his dramatic speech
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Of everyone else on my juggler list...
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Bruce I think there was a tumblr post about this a while back I saw where he ends up playing Groot or something in a sci-fi campaign that is guardians of the galaxy
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Atomic Robo straight up won't play, much to the irritation of his colleagues who are all huge nerds
Happy Hogswatch
man, I'm picturing a magi game, and Sinbad just "D: ... ;-; Whhhhhy" when Morg does that
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Ramirez plays a bard makes a point of seducing someone in every town the party visits
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Vi had Cait build her character for her, so she ended up with a monk that's actually pretty well built
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But she shows up to the game drunk and we all know how THAT goes
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Vel'Koz is a Cutthroat gygaxian GM who rivals ProfessorProf's Beatrice in awfulness
kamikasei
Sadly, neither version of that casting had Bruce playing anyone.
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(Though of course there could be others.)
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Leona is the best party member you could ask for. She plays a support focused cleric, smoothes out OOC drama like a boss, rarely steals the spotlight, and is always willing to chip in for Pizza
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OCs
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Kadam is GM and really good at it
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Glass plays a moody, revenge driven wizard and makes a bit deal about always taking a seat at the tavern with his back to the wall
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and shit like that
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big*
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lesse
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Njall is super chill about everything and generally will just play whatever the party needs to round things out
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He never really looks like he's paying attention
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but then every once in a while he busts out some minor plot point someone mentioned three weeks ago and everyone else forgot
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Ricasthix insists on being GM
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He's not super good at it
Princess Emily
Glass.....