might as well just sign the adoption papers now [emetophobia warning]

because apparently kanaya's appointed herself sasha's mother

hahahahaha

step up your game will your daughter has an upset stomach!!!

he knows she threw up in his sink

so he made her tea and gave her some lifesavers and let her hang out until she felt better

at least

there was no ear involved

this time.

there has not yet been an ear thrown up in this sink

hang a sign in his kitchen, days without ears in sink:

well when somebody stops by and sees "2" they might be alarmed

you are in will graham's house, if you are not at least a little alarmed you just don't know yet

sasha goals: teleport without feeling sick

it gonna happen

works hard plays hard

you know i should probably figure out how much kanaya might be able to actually guess about sasha from the network, since they've never spoken before she's probably only seen her top posts at most

like "don't really know her name, but she was in the hospital with jean one time"