p/kybpgm

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:11 AM

and subtly judges batman LOOK HE HAS LITERALLY NEVER SEEN HIM

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:13 AM

oh my goodness

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:13 AM

the emoji tale

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:14 AM

isn't it beautiful

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:14 AM

someone put the interpretive emoji dance to some banjo music

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:15 AM

i'm crying

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:15 AM

please tell me who kd is because i'm just imagining bart having a fight with a box of kraft dinner mac and cheese

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:15 AM

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:15 AM

KHAJI USING EMOTES GIVES ME LIFE

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:15 AM

laksdjglaksdjf oh my god

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:16 AM

IF KHAJI AND BART DON'T HAVE A CONVERSATION ENTIRELY IN EMOJIS IM GONNA DIE

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:16 AM

HAHAHAHA

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:16 AM

logicdemolition: it's khaji da. jaime's murderous bugbutt

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:17 AM

OH GOOD

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:17 AM

the yjers have a bad habit of abbreviating literally everything

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:17 AM

kd is serious business that's all

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

smooTOHSIESGFS UGH

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

WHY

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

oh my god i just gagged

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

screaming internally

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

smoothies

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

no

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

nooo

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

nooooooooo

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

....................................... i've

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

i've actually had that before

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:18 AM

when my wisdom teeth were removed my mom literally just blended up like

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:19 AM

ramen................ and kraft................................

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:19 AM

and i ate them............................................

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:19 AM

their twitter is fun including kd beards

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:19 AM

HAHAH EW

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:19 AM

0/10 do not recommend

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:20 AM

i'm so sorry for your suffering kels

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:20 AM

at least it wasn't velveeta

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:20 AM

well no one is responsible for what they do after getting their wisdom teeth out

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:21 AM

where am i : also hey relevant to you, jaime talking about being sad that wally is dead in the most flattering way

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:21 AM

including "stupid" and "disgusting". you're welcome, wally. he loves you.

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:21 AM

(while i was still post-op high on the drive home i cried until my mom bought me a milkshake and then we had to stop so i could barf up the milkshake. emilee, age 1

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:22 AM

wow emote

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:22 AM

thanks plurk

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:22 AM

HAHAH OH NO EMILEE

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:22 AM

I was violently ill until weed entered the equation

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:22 AM

illegal drugs saving the day JAZZHANDS

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:22 AM

ME ON PAINKILLERS = WILD TIMES

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:22 AM

lmaoooo YAY DRUGS

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:23 AM

but did you have kd with your weed

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:23 AM

GOD FEY THAT TAG MADE ME TEAR UP A LIL BIT

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:24 AM

dc problems

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:24 AM

HE JUST DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL SECRETLY SAD EVERY TIME THEY LOOK AT HIM IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:24 AM

and no. I should have, clearly

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:24 AM

I had instant noodles and it was amazing

sAlty

@Crotalus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:27 AM

These plurks always end up so entertaining

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:28 AM

THAT'S FINE wally is like JAIME IS SUCH A LOSER honestly he's probably the most hero-like hero of us all

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:28 AM

I feel like if anyone is ever intimidated by MoM's DC cast we should just like. share this.

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:28 AM

NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT A SAD SACK god i love him

化けの花

@hexennacht

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:28 AM

oh my god.

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:29 AM

HAHAH THAT'S TRUE, THEY SHOW THEIR LOVE THROUGH LOVING INSULTS

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:29 AM

yes he's a sadsack. wally don't die. god

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:29 AM

you asshole

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:30 AM

AND I KNOW WE REALLY SHOULD BE THE LEAST INTIMIDATING CAST IN THE WORLD

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:30 AM

sits in a corner making kd jokes and laughing at horrible petty slapfights between characters

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:30 AM

yeah ur spacebug is kraft dinner now, jaime

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:30 AM

KELS

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:31 AM

BART NEEDS TO USE 'KD' ON WALLY AND HE'LL BE LIKE "what are you talking about kraft dinner"

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:31 AM

im so sorry

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:31 AM

AND THEN THEY CAN BOTH CALL KHAJI DA 'KRAFT DINNER' UNTIL HE TEXTS ANGRY EMOTES AT HIM

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:31 AM

(please share these threads)

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:31 AM

"i am millenia old and my name is khaji da "

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:31 AM

IT'S UR FAULT U SHOULD B ASHAMED

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:32 AM

where am i :

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:33 AM

YOU CHILDREN ARE ALL SO AGGRAVATING TO HIS DEEPLY MATURE SOUL

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:38 AM

fyi this is where booster pointedly doesn't say "so one time i kidnapped my own corpse"

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:39 AM

GOD YES THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:39 AM

HAHAHAH

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:39 AM

CRIES ABOUT THIS THREAD TBH just two guys having a super light hearted conversation

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:39 AM

tapdancing around their dead friends just

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:39 AM

"EYYYY"

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:40 AM

so awkward

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:40 AM

so sad

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:41 AM

but

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:41 AM

very true to the blue and gold legacy

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:41 AM

our lives suck let's eat some donuts

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:47 AM

TRACI HE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY WAILS INTO THE DISTANCE

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 8:55 AM

please won't anybody help these sad children

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:02 AM

please don't shut him down when he's having fun gay robot he's such a soft touch

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:02 AM

Whenever Jaime decides to pick up a guitar and start his music career I want his first album to be titled "these sad children"

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:03 AM

and the first track is "why this"

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:03 AM

HAHAHA

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:03 AM

okay fun fact, squigs

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:03 AM

a bunch of kids dug their claws into jaime in yj-verse as being the SEXY LATINO

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:04 AM

and I had to regularly see headcanons of him CROONING IN SPANISH AT HIS SHIPMATE WITH HIS HUSKY SEXY VOICE

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:04 AM

SPANISH WORDS SPRINKLED INTO HIS DIALOGUE LIKE FANGIRL JAPANESE

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:04 AM

lvkasldkfjLFKJSDLFJK

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:05 AM

everyone wanted him to sing bc he speaks spanish I guess and to this day it is the most

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:05 AM

ridiculous mental image

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:05 AM

cries about yj jaime tbh

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:05 AM

He would but he would suck and it would be comical but I do want to see him do that to Traci just to make her laugh.

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:06 AM

Because then it'll be cute as fuck.

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:08 AM

IT WOULD BE but i'm p sure he'd die of embarrassment after the first note

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:09 AM

tries ten times to get the first chord right

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:10 AM

imagining his voice cracking

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:10 AM

We're going to somehow convince Mabel that this is a fantastic idea.

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:12 AM

man I always forget how deep his YJ voice is because I'm so used to him in BATB... which isn't perfect either but it's closer to how I hear him. this puppy.

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:12 AM

I feel like many things are fantastic things to mabel

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:12 AM

hahah yeah I hear him in my head as sort of a cross between the two

@emileesaurus

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:13 AM

headcanon voices for comics characters are weird

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:13 AM

it's tough

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:13 AM

you know i used to think yj jaime was fine. and then i started playing off of your jaime and now i just laugh uncontrollably over the fact that yj jaime is this

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:13 AM

grumpy skater boy

sAlty

@Crotalus

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:15 AM

He was a boy, he was a speedster, can I make it anymore obvious

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:15 AM

HAHAH

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:15 AM

and yeah it's just SO FUNNY to me

@gonewithouta

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:19 AM

it's always so satisfying whenever jaime uses this icon in a speedster thread v.dreamwidth.org/6893370/1994189

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:20 AM

i love that you guys give me so many opportunities to do so

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:20 AM

he looks like an idiot in that icon. it's great

@speedstering

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:20 AM

it is honestly the only reaction to speedsters

@squigstuff

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:24 AM

i love that icon he looks so flabbergasted

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:29 AM

HE IS he's a very expressive c hild

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:29 AM

also talkin bout mama reyes just 4 u kan

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:30 AM

(yes he rolls his eyes at most of the sharing is caring posts, he and crane would not get along)

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:30 AM

(WHAT DO YOU FEAR oh my god it's none of your business go away)

@royaltimes

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:32 AM

she'd be right with you most days

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:32 AM

hahah I FIGURED AS MUCH

@royaltimes

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:33 AM

but she is drunk and sad and wants something nice

@royaltimes

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:33 AM

mama reyes is just what the doctor orderer

@royaltimes

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:33 AM

orderererererered

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:33 AM

ahahah

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:34 AM

SOMETHING NICE COMIIN RIGHT UP KAN

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:34 AM

guilting ollie into community service

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:34 AM

this should be his new job

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:35 AM

(and all that brackettext on kan's post is because i enjoy jaime being nice, but also SILENTLY JUDGING PEOPLE like all decent nice people)

@royaltimes

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:38 AM

sometimes you are exactly what she expects from a vaunted hero, jaime

@royaltimes

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:38 AM

genuinely good but a little judgmental

@royaltimes

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:39 AM

she'd probably be that guy if she never went wrong, only a little extra judgmental

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 9:41 AM

alas we cannot all belong to sunny canons

Streets of Edo

@selhai

Sun, May 10, 2015 11:58 AM

"my life is so weird i don't need an imagination" he has a point

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 6:27 PM

A LITTLE ONE, YES

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 6:27 PM

that conversation brings me joy. what cute children. what cute, stupid children.

Streets of Edo

@selhai

Sun, May 10, 2015 6:29 PM

it is a delight

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 7:12 PM

"Some of them leave the government housing and literally stack on top of each other elsewhere! Jaime is but a wee fellow with a frail beard, though, that's not proper."

@feygasm

Sun, May 10, 2015 7:12 PM

cyn gives me the best presents

@feygasm

Mon, May 11, 2015 1:18 AM

took a break from love meme for MOM TAGS makin up reyesfam stories

@feygasm

Mon, May 11, 2015 1:19 AM

but I figured it was feasible bc this is the lady who yelled down a gl

@royaltimes

Mon, May 11, 2015 1:34 AM

god bless bianca reyes

@feygasm

Mon, May 11, 2015 8:44 AM

good god. what a do-gooder.

@feygasm

Mon, May 11, 2015 8:44 AM

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘 he probably should have enabled kotetsu to come help build JAIME REYES SMILES BIG AT 3/4 OF HIS NEIGHBOURS, COERCES THEM INTO HELPIN OUT

@goodluckmodes

Mon, May 11, 2015 9:09 AM

he commented to the post offering to!

@goodluckmodes

Mon, May 11, 2015 9:09 AM

they can be good samaritans together

@feygasm

Mon, May 11, 2015 9:11 AM

must've been a different post

@feygasm

Mon, May 11, 2015 9:11 AM

probably one i didn't look at!

@goodluckmodes

Mon, May 11, 2015 9:50 AM

...are we talking about the pharmacy rebuild or other rebuilding i just assumed oopsie

@goodluckmodes

Mon, May 11, 2015 9:50 AM

he would be down for other rebuilding too tho

@goodluckmodes

Mon, May 11, 2015 9:51 AM

being useful is kind of his jam

@feygasm

bilang

Mon, May 11, 2015 10:06 AM

No, he mentioned wanting to help the city as a whole in his post since the whole thing got burned down.

@feygasm

bilang

Mon, May 11, 2015 10:07 AM

WELL not the whole thing but enough to be altogether unpleasant

@goodluckmodes

Mon, May 11, 2015 11:17 AM

ooooh. gotcha. YEAH NO he will defs help!!!

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:10 AM

i really appreciate that jaime has two inbox threads in a row that just involve being spammed by speedsters tormenting him

Streets of Edo

@selhai

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:12 AM

@gonewithouta

Tue, May 12, 2015 2:13 PM

Submit to their wills jaime make it easy on yourself

@soozaphone

Tue, May 12, 2015 2:15 PM

that reminds me i need to hit up jaime's inbox

@feygasm

bilang

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:46 PM

where am i : never

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:47 PM

lmfo omfg

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:47 PM

jaime bb

@speedstering

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:50 PM

lbr Jaime needs speedster repellant

@feygasm

bilang

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:50 PM

Just sprays pepper spray in their general direction

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:53 PM

every ten steps, pepper spray in a circle around him

@speedstering

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:57 PM

wOW

@speedstering

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:57 PM

well I mean bart could dodge that

@speedstering

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:57 PM

wally not so much

@speedstering

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:57 PM

sry cuz

@squigstuff

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:59 PM

jaime...

@feygasm

bilang

Tue, May 12, 2015 8:59 PM

1/2 AINT BAD

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:36 PM

IMDb Cooper he may have made a terrible mistake

@speedstering

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:37 PM

n-no

@speedstering

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:37 PM

omg

@emileesaurus

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:37 PM

what have you done

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:38 PM

HE'S JOKING

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:38 PM

but... bart...

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:49 PM

and these beautiful disasters

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:50 PM

jaime run

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:51 PM

no he is not taking responsibility for this IT WAS TRACI'S IDEA

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:51 PM

but tadashi should also make friends with the speedsters

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:52 PM

he can help him pepper spray them off

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:52 PM

ps I WANT HIM TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH SPEEDSTERS

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:52 PM

I CAN FACILITATE THIS just have tadashi visit heropa15 and have bart vibrate through a wall

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:53 PM

heropa15 is a shit show

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:53 PM

I keep tryign to think of a network post for him and then remember how behind I am on this catchall log and haha nvm

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:53 PM

THAT COULD WORK THO

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:53 PM

bart vibrates in, shinji lets his own self in because he never gave back the key, and traci teleports straight into his room

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:53 PM

making poor roxas come to some very incorrect conclusions

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:54 PM

cries

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:54 PM

jaime your poor life

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:54 PM

he enjoys his life he just has friends with poor concepts of personal space

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:55 PM

he used to have gon and killua over every other day so he could feed them but THEY GOT PORTED OUT so ken will just get snacks instead

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:55 PM

hahahaha

@spacemoth

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:55 PM

it's ok tadashi will be your Mr Polite

@feygasm

Tue, May 12, 2015 11:56 PM

god bless you tadashi

@soozaphone

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:37 AM

someone actually knocks, jaime by now assumes it to be either the postman or the Witnesses come to deliver the Good News

@soozaphone

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:37 AM

also jaime i am sorry for your lots when it comes to friendship

@spacemoth

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:38 AM

cries yes tadashi KNOCKS EVERY TIME

@spacemoth

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:38 AM

because why wouldn't he??

@soozaphone

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:38 AM

knocks and waits to be let in

@feygasm

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:38 AM

SO WEIRD!!!

@spacemoth

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:39 AM

bizarro heropa world tbh

@feygasm

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:39 AM

eventually it jst turns into "JUST COME IN, TADASHI"

@spacemoth

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:39 AM

LMFLASJDF

@soozaphone

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:39 AM

No one is expecting pizza, it must be tadashi

@spacemoth

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:40 AM

but what if it's tadashi with pizza

@spacemoth

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:40 AM

what then

@soozaphone

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:40 AM

double win

@speedstering

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:43 AM

bart would vibrate into the room, see jaime has company that ISN'T someone who knows bart's """""secret""""" id

@speedstering

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:44 AM

and would then run out and knock on the door

@speedstering

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:44 AM

jsyk

@feygasm

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:44 AM

GOD BLESS THIS TINY SPEEDSTER

@spacemoth

Wed, May 13, 2015 12:44 AM

LMKFLKASJDF