Levi
it's finally happened the day where I have to try to explain bullshit anime science
Levi
Also 🥀molto☆cringé🥀 do you wanna do a sad dragon thread sometime
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
[tumbles into this plurk before bed] ABSOLUTELY
Levi
COOL WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT LATER
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
ANGST FOR EVERYBODY [throws confetti] ok have a good night o/
Levi
OK LET'S TALK BIRDFRIEND
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
IM HERE WHATS THE PLAN
Levi
MAKEOUTS WELL SHULK HAS TO GET HIM OUT OF HIS ROOM FIRST
Levi
hmm, that's definitely doable just like notice a definite lack of dragon around
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
slow down therE let Shulk get used to his new teeth before that. also when does this take place by the way? :-oa does Shulk get up on like the 3rd and Yusei is Missing
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
LAUGHS SORRY FIXING MY STRIKETHRU
Levi
haha s'okay
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
but yeah that works
Levi
knock on his door to wake up him from his brooding half nap on his pile of tools
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
he makes breakfast. waits. sits at the table. waits. then its like OK something is Wrong Yusei is always up Early
Levi
that actually sounds quite sad
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
thats the plan B-)
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
he's gonna knock on Yusei's door like hey.......breakfast.....are you in there............
Levi
reply shulk just leave me alone ok
Levi
he really does not want to think about eating rn
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
D: oh no are you ok.... tell heropon Shulk whats wrong, friend
Levi
nope. can't.
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
but. eggs. you like eggs right
Levi
yes no
Levi
eventually Shulk just tries the door and finds it's unlocked- I mean
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
wow Yusei youre bad at this brooding thing locking your door is #1 most important thing
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
lock your dangerous and guilty dragon butt away but dont actually
Levi
he was too distracted by horror
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
well now youve got a bird peeking into your room
Levi
He will remember to lock you out next time you are too clever by trying the obvious thing
Levi
He will also look up and be all fuck fuck I forgot he would have changed too I'm a terrible friend
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
right who would try the door when its so obviously - oh its not locked. wow yeah where were you when your buddy got some new teeth n feathers it was painful
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
and he still made you breakfast
Levi
cry best birdfriend
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
and now you wont eat it :-(
Levi
he will immediately get up and be all sorry sorry sorry
Levi
immediately try to deflect the conversation on ur new fewathers
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
and he'll be like oh yeah theyre kinda neat but im used to them already now why are you sad. dont pretend i didnt see that forlorn face
Levi
Can't tell won't tell
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
pls : [ its bad to pretend nothing is wrong if theres something bothering you
Levi
.................I did a terrible thing, Shulk
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
its ok Yusei you probably werent in your right mind....right.......assuming it was really bad [it probably was but]
Levi
NO IT'S NOT OKAY
Levi
It was terrible and I'm going to do it again...
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
what did you do be straight with me man im sure we can fix this
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
itll be ok
Levi
I got hungry
Levi
So I
Levi
/you can probably fill in the rest yourself
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
oh...................................................oh
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
well
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
its not your fault
Levi
yeah I'd like to think that but it is :<
Levi
I'm going to hurt people no matter what I do Shulk
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
and Shulk'll be like. no!! you didnt do this. you would never in your right mind
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
dont lose sight of yourself!! :<!!!!!
Levi
but it's so hard Shulk how am I supposed to do that
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
i know but we're gonna. im not gonna tell you not to feel guilty But. we're gonna move on for now. we'll figure it out. maybe a breath of fresh air [inb4 "i turn into a giant rock now bro"]
Levi
why do you have to make so much sense
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
bc if i dont we're through. both of us. [also its easy to keep my wits bc i havent killed anyone myself yet] [he's gonna BSOD so hard when he does good luck Yusei]
Levi
drag him out of the house (at night please)
Levi
take him to a movie or something
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
YES absolutely. Shulk just saw some and he was blown away clearly Yusei will enjoy them too. what better way to get your mind off things!!
Levi
def not a date
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
just like. loops an arm through Yusei's. steadfastly drags him the several blocks it takes to get to the movies. definitely couldnt be read any particular way
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
certainly not
Levi
but yeah movies are fun let's go see one
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
[pointedly avoids horror movies]
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
they probably end up watching a romance or comedy lAUGHS
Levi
romcoms
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
EVEN BETTER
Levi
did romcoms even exist in the 1950s
Levi
I hope so
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
i bet they did they feel like an Eternal part of movie culture
Levi
before movies even existed
Levi
Ancient Egyptian romantic comedies
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
hey Shakespeare counts too right. i cant even begin to fathom Ancient Egyptian romcoms
Levi
suddenly the thread turns hilarious
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
i want this
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
i want pure angst
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
and then romcoms
Levi
perfect
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
hope you like whiplash Yusei
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
mood whiplash i mean
Levi
laughing
Levi
ok do you want to start the thread or should i
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
thats a good question. maybe you so we can start with Yusei getting home and shutting himself away
Levi
ok
Levi
it'll be up later :V
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
roger that o7 ill be ready. this'll be a great thread i can feel it in my bones
HIKIKOMORTIS
Yusei be ready. You might get hugged by the newbie kitty. Well, more like desperate clinging.
Levi
hee hee
Levi
he's been trying so hard to be the strong one when he's kind of breaking down on the inside right now
Levi
which is what is leading to his holing up
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
shulk and hiro: [puts friendship bandaids all over him]
Levi
cute bird and kitty bandaids
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
angry birds and hello kitty bandaids
HIKIKOMORTIS
Hiro's falling apart really hard too, so he gets it. And he hasn't eaten a person yet. Still just wants animal meat.
HIKIKOMORTIS
The mood whiplash from fury over thwarted vengeance to terror is awful.
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
[puts bandaids on Hiro too]
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
also oops i said the third but i meant the second of May i keep misremembering when the festival stuff takes place
HIKIKOMORTIS
Shulk, you need to bring the kitty home with you sometime so he can groom Yusei for comfort.
Levi
sure let's just kidnap Hiro
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
but kidnapping is bad! D:
HIKIKOMORTIS
He'll lay on Yusei and groom that spiky hair and purr. Yusei will have to feel better then.
Levi
That is nice but shouldn't you go home Hiro?
HIKIKOMORTIS
He can stay for a day or two. Or a week.
Levi
and then he never leaves
HIKIKOMORTIS
He'll make himself useful! No freeloading!
Levi
Don't be Jack, Hiro
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
HIKIKOMORTIS
No, Hiro actually knows how to take care of things. I'm sure he helps his aunt in the cafe.
Levi
woo
HIKIKOMORTIS
He knows how to cook... not that any of them will need it....
HIKIKOMORTIS
But he can clean, run errands, and fix/improve on stuff.
Levi
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
ITS COOL i think i can do one more tag for the night >:3c cant miss out on some angst before bed
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