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Merry Ladymas

@Lady47

Sat, May 2, 2015 12:58 AM

Hey plurk! How about you tell me something I don't know.

jyotei

@guriido_

Sat, May 2, 2015 12:59 AM

i have a pet gecko and she's cute

You HETEROLINIS

@Kithnkin

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:00 AM

My cat loves to be spanked

CharAshu

@JustAshu

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:00 AM

Like, what kind of thing you don't know? Like about ourselves or would you like random tidbits of knowledge?

MOVED bretons

@immolates

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:01 AM

Six people died in my house

MOVED bretons

@immolates

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:02 AM

Horses can't vomit

Merry Ladymas

@Lady47

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:03 AM

whatever works for you ashu

Merry Ladymas

@Lady47

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:03 AM

MOVED bretons : Now I'm curious

MOVED bretons

@immolates

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:04 AM

It's an old house

CharAshu

@JustAshu

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:04 AM

Okay well. My younger brother is barely a year and nine days younger than me, so for nine days a year we're both the same age.

mai

@LonelyAura

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:04 AM

They've sent robot penguins to the antarctic (penguins are in the south right???) to study penguins with cameras. The robot penguins are basically a stuffed animal with a metal framework

MOVED bretons

@immolates

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:04 AM

Priests in the 60s owned and man did they just must not like retirement homes

mai

@LonelyAura

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:06 AM

I occasionally have things that might be considered premonitions, or maybe I just have sudden bounds of logic that allow me to predict something. Either way, I kinda knew when my bike got its wheels stolen

mai

@LonelyAura

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:06 AM

before I saw it.

CharAshu

@JustAshu

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:07 AM

I have managed to avoid getting arrested just by leaving because I got bored of throwing crap at someone's house.

mai

@LonelyAura

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:08 AM

Apparently my father did the same thing, I remember him telling me about knowing how his uncle had died before he was supposed to know.

ordιne ♞

@RCeus

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:12 AM

spiders have hydraulic legs and they have to push blood through them to walk which is why when you smush them they curl up

MindEvaporator

@Dententa

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:14 AM

There was an art movement from the late 70s to the 80s that involved all its members having the pseudonym monty cantsin or istvan kantor

MindEvaporator

@Dententa

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:14 AM

no one knows what's legit or what's real cause the artists involved in it still retcon it to this day

MindEvaporator

@Dententa

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:14 AM

also they supported plagarism as an art form

Smeeble

@SixthClone

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:15 AM

i once 4 huge male nurses hold me down as the doctor shoved a steel rod through the side of my chest with no anesthesia

SouthernMoonshine

@SouthernMoonshine

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:16 AM

Almonds and plums are in the same family of fruits called "drupes."

SouthernMoonshine

@SouthernMoonshine

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:17 AM

Which means nuts are, actually, fruits. :|

You HETEROLINIS

@Kithnkin

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:17 AM

Hedgehogs are more promiscuous than rabbits

Merry Ladymas

@Lady47

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:17 AM

Dang dirge u hardcore

CharAshu

@JustAshu

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:20 AM

Echidnas have a four headed penis.

Smeeble

@SixthClone

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:20 AM

I WAS NOT GIVEN A CHOICE. Doctor told me he was just going to clean a spot on my side and all of sudden huge nurses were there holding me and before I could say 'what' it went in.

Smeeble

@SixthClone

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:21 AM

granted, my lung was 50% collapsed and at that point you have to do emergency shit like that but it still remains the most painful part of my life

CharAshu

@JustAshu

Sat, May 2, 2015 1:22 AM

holy shit