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Feelings Friday, ask me anything and I will word vomit
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ALSO HITTING UP INBOXES WITH WALLY WHEN I GET HOME
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ok but how do you feel about fresh cookies
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FUCKNG GONNA PUT SOME IN MY MOUTH ASAP i wanna make cookies now goddamn you
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But how do you feel about volleyballs
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my favorite thing about volleyballs are when they hit hinata in the face
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what about when they have bloody faces and float away from tom hanks 5eva tho
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x and what little he knows about his family
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logicdemolition then they're fair weather friends
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[sad whale noises]
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:3c
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okay so logically x knows that at one point in time, he probably had family.
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a lot of details concerning dr light's work has been lost over the years but there's no way x is the only sentient thing he's built.
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so he knows that there had to have been others.
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HOWEVER. x would be both terrified and elated to meet any of them. i usually play x pretty late in the series so he's fairly jaded at that point. not without hope but basically resigned to being a war machine
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he's got this perfect imagined family in his head where dr light is like God and all his creations are perfect little jesuses
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plus there's the fact that it's been hinted in canon that repliods keep going maverick because x's code was copied improperly (by x and cain....)
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and he worries about that like......everything else in his life. he's an anxious boy
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SO YEAH. NERVOUS BUT EXCITED
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tbh when Dr. Light figured out what Cain did
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he would probably legit punch him in the face
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like DO YOU UNDERSTAND
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WHY I LOCKED X AWAY TO BE TESTED
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO EVER MEET MY YOUNGEST SON
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BECAUSE OF EXACTLY THIS THING
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/gestures wildly toward explosions outside
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X WAS ALL UNSURE ABOUT IT TOO BUT CAIN WAS SO EXCITED.....
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"I was confident. I am a scientist too, after all."
"In what?"
"Anthropolog--"
PUNCHING INTENSIFIES
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dad pls /HOLDS BACK BEARDED DAD FROM OTHER BEARDED SCIENTIST
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tell me about guy and luke in the ff7 au you've got going and what happened to luke there
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/stalker trash
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KuKKI
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Ok SO
MOVED!!!
GIMME thoughts on yj!verse wally and barry and their relationship
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shit i have to leave soon I WILL GET YOU BOTH IN AN HOUR
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/chinhands
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OKAY I'M BACK
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so this is what i imagined for luke; asch, luke, guy and natalia all grew up in the same town
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natalia's dad was mayor, asch and luke are her cousins
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asch is the older twin so he's gonna take over dad's business; luke is a dumb kid who doesn't know his purpose in life and grows up selfish because of it
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guy is the sweet boy down the street who looks after all three of them because he's very mature for his age, only showed up with his grandfather a few years ago, what happened
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anyway so guy really takes on an elder brother role with luke and luke LOVES HIM TO DEATH. follows him everywhere like a little duck
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anyway so midgar recruiters roll into town and they want to recruit asch because he's good at everything he does and asch is like "no i'm staying"
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(asch also has a complex regarding luke because his father is very strict with asch since he's taking over the business, he feels like crimson doesn't love him as much as he loves luke)
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(JOKE'S ON HIM, crimson is just a shit dad and doesn't show he loves either of them enough)
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anyway so asch passes them up and they don't even bother asking luke
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this ruffles luke's feathers like nothing and he's like I'M GOING WITH YOU and they're like "pay your own way"
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so luke sells his prized possession, which is this badass materia van had given to both he and asch. MEANING HE ALSO TECHNICALLY SOLD ASCH'S MATERIA
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asch is livid but luke is already gone
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guy's like "it's ok it's ok i'll go get him back" and chases after luke to midgar
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gets there and luke can't be found, like he's VANISHED
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guy stays in the city for almost two years looking for luke but no matter who he asks nobody knows anything, and one day some turks come by his shitty little apartment and tell him to stop asking questions
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if he values his hands. 'cause they punish in pieces
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guy goes "oh wow ok sure" and they leave and he goes "lol nope" and turns around and starts REALLY hunting
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he gets very acquainted with the darker side of the city and does a lot of questionable things
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long story short, guy doesn't find luke but hears something about him being spotted in nibelheim, but when he gets there everybody swears up and down that they didn't see a thing, not a thing
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suspicious as shit
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and then when guy visits again a few years later, the town is burned to the ground
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so basically guy has 0 leads on luke and everyone thinks he's dead, probably got eaten by a monster on the way and shinra didn't bother telling his family because he was technically a stowaway
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anyhow, but guy is not convinced and never will be
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the end
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OH NOOO BB
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yeah it's been like 10 years
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errr well no
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it's probably been more like 6
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but guy still hasn't given up
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SIX YEARS OH NOOOO
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oh also luke's fate was that he became a sephiroth clone so
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he IS dead
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NOOOO
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yup
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THERE YOU HAVE IT
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tragedy
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MOVED!!! OKAY BARRY AND WALLY
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so wally starts out hating barry. because he's boring and taking his aunt iris away from him.
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that dirty bastard. WALLY IS THE BABY AND WANTS ALL THE ATTENTION FROM ALL HIS FAMILY FOREVER, GET OUT GO OUTSIDE AND NEVER COME BACK IN
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however
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baby wally can be bought
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and barry absolutely takes advantage of that. he takes wally to MUSEUMS and ICE CREAM SHOPS and all these great places and wally eventually comes around and loves the guy
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barry also listens to him when he talks, like aunt i
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mom and dad, they love him but they're kind of immune to him babbling on and iris is always so busy with work now and barry always seems strangely busy too but he's also grown guy wally can talk to
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because he and his dad don't really have alot in common, though they love each other to pieces
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so wally really starts to love barry so, so much as his uncle, really looks up to him even if he thinks he's a huge dork and kind of annoying sometimes tbh
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AND THEN
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OHHHHH AND THEN
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HE FINDS OUT BARRY IS THE FLASH. and the flash, lord, wally idolized. practically worshiped the guy like a god, almost. and he finds out that HIS UNCLE BARRY is also THE FLASH
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and wally knows for sure that he absolutely has to be at his side as his partner, like no doubt about it. there's absolutely no stopping this kid; he gets told no and turned down left and right but he's
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determined to become barry's partner. HE HAS TO. HE HAS TO. barry is like him, barry can't be great WITHOUT him, it's like being left behind and wally wants to MEAN something, like barry does, like flash
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so the second wally finds that formula, HAH. yeah. he's already putting together the experiment
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and even after he gets his powers he's just SO EXCITED that even barry dragging his feet and being all reluctant doesn't slow him down....at first
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wally's too high on his achievements and then he's learning, but in those two years he spends training with barry he gets some crippling self-doubt like "i'm not good enough" or
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"barry doesn't actually want me around" but barry manages to deflect that every time by praising wally or teaching him something new
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wally's relationship with barry as an uncle is really solid, but as a mentor it can be kind of push-and-pull; sometimes they get along REALLY GREAT and sometimes it's strained
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partially because wally keeps trying to measure himself up against barry and feels like he's constantly falling short, and partially because barry just REALLY DOESN'T WANT THIS GINGER KID HURT.........
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so that's that
IMDb Cooper
WHINES LOUDLY ABOUT FLASH FEELINGS
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luke was a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
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so tell me more about wally and his sub par lapped by a scrawny kid speed
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/kind
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LMAVOISU I
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okay
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this is my theory; if speed force doesn't exist in yj land then the science for super speed is fucking impossible, but whatever
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basically; wally DID get the experiment wrong
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PARTIALY
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he got the chemicals right, couldn't quite acquire the voltage he needed, but the thing he overlooked most was the base material; himself
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so because he was right smack in puberty when he did this experiment, it SERIOUSLY fucked up his body
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revved up his metabolism in a way that was highly unusual, even for flash standards, and put this developmental wall in front of him that he's afraid to touch
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i'm working off the assuming that wally's gaining maybe five or so MPH every few months as he continues practicing, but when you're going over 700 mph that's not all that impressive a gain
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anyway, wally has some serious issues about his speed, which is honestly the only thing that his incredible self-confidence doesn't cover
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he knows he's a genius so that's fine
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he BELIEVES he's cute as fuck which...ok kid ok
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laksdjflkjdf oh wally
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but he's also working on a childhood where the traits he had weren't held in high esteem. he was a nerd in school and it's VERY OBVIOUS that he hates school now, probably because he's
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Bored with a capital B
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he doesn't have any friends in school either; if he does, they're not close friends (which isn't unusual since he'd be keeping his most time-consuming extra curriculars from them)
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so wally presents himself as this mad popular, super confident jokester badass because he DOES believe in a lot of that but at the same time, he looks at himself and goes "so what"
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because barry is better
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and now with bart, not only is he better but (if wally's suspicions are correct) bart's SMARTER too
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and he's younger so he's only going to get more impressive
MOVED!!!
im a genius JUST NOT GENIUS ENOUGH
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YUP
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when you're remotely good at something you want to be THE BEST at it, it's a common human trait
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and wally's got it in spades
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he was okay being slower than barry because barry's his mentor and also he's still technically smarter than barry (sorry dude) BUT then bart came along and he's smarter AND faster
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and wally's just like "oh great i'm a worse version of myself now"
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SO. got a little off topic but
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wally
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wally's speed is something he cherishes because he got that FOR HIMSELF
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its okay wally bart doesn't know anything about chemistry
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he did that HIMSELF, against eveyrone's wishes and stuff but he's starting to consider that maybe he did the experiment wrong and yeah he's devoting a lot of time not thinking about it
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THAT DOESN'T MATTER
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BECAUSE BART COULD READ A LIBRARY SECTION AND RETAIN THE KNOWLEDGE AND BECOME BETTER
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MAN I actually need to figure that out because its a big comics bart thing but i think they confirmed yj bart couldn't do that in a q&a
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... but the q&a's have issues coughcoughspeedforcecoughcough
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-- SORRY I INTRUDED keep babbling i love wally babble
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NO THAT'S FINE I'M DONE
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yeah yj just
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i will be honest i think the speed force is so fucking stupid but like....NO HE JUST...EATS A LOT AND THEN RUNS REAL FAST....like that explanation is even dumber
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