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✸Kiri
Compilation list of "why you can't let my muses name anything":
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✸Kiri
Klavier Gavin has a rock band. He names it "The Gavinners"
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✸Kiri
Waka has a flute/lightsaber. He names it "Pillowtalk"
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✸Kiri
Leo Valdez tames a dragon automaton. He names him "Festus"
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✸Kiri
Kid Loki is haunted by an evil self in shape of a magpie. He names it "Ikol" (his own name backwards). Then adopts a hellhound, he names it "Thori"
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✸Kiri
Zeno's friends pretend to be a band of bandits. He co-names the band and the part he adds is "The Happy Hungry Bunch"
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✸Kiri
basically, if one of my muses or faves is given the choice to choose a name, there's a 90% it's going to be DUMB
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✸Kiri
rite, haven't played him, but Peter Quill named his ship the "Milano" and word of gods says it's after Alyssa Milano because he's a dumb 80's kid
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CrazyPlantLady
Festus is a PERFECT name I'm with you Leo u_u
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✸Kiri
okay, but he probably thought it because He-FESTUS and not because of the meaning in Latin
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✸Kiri
so the reasoning of the name is dumb although the name itself isn't
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CrazyPlantLady
Oh yes I know =P but I still love it
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✸Kiri
I like all the dumb names, actually. they're endearing
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CrazyPlantLady
Yesss your muses are adorable
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✸Kiri
and nothing makes an action scene like seeing four crazy strong dudes wrecking shit up while soldiers yell OH NO, IT'S THE DARK DRAGON AND THE HAPPY HUNGRY BUNCH!
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✸Kiri
ah, and I forgot that Leo named other dumb shit, like Buford the table, and some robot things I can't recall after the Marx brothers
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✸Kiri
THE VALDEZINATOR
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✸Kiri
actually, just get Leo the fuck away with names
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azartti
NO, LET LEO NAME THINGS
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✸Kiri
that's what I say get away with, not get away from
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✸Kiri
(actually I meant get away from, but my subconscious knows what I'm about)