Ask my characters for advice. (warning: advice may be terrible)

Bulat! How do you become a cool big-brother figure?

"Style your hair like mine and work out until you can lift everyone you know over your head at the same time."

"That's the cool part; if you don't have a younger sibling already, wait until your friends kidnap one."

"If you don't have friends who kidnap deserving youngsters then make better friends"

"...Bulat. That's creepy."

bulat no

It worked fine when Akame did it!

Actually I guess Leone did it

Tatsumi and Sheele also did it in the extra chapters!

And that had a relatively happy ending, if memory serves

I mean, they put her back in the end but they did surprise adopt a girl and drag her to the base

Yep, she didn't die and has fond memories of them even if she's never going to meet Sheele again like she promised