Levi
Thanks to this game, I can now spell the word peninsula correctly 100% of the time
Levi
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i cant wait for Yusei to launch his monster-friendly brand of motorcycles [for every Monster's Mundane Needs]
Levi
Shulk please help him design them
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GLADLY. gotta keep those design muscles in shape yknow o7 what better way than making vehicles for both the many-limbed and no-limbs-at-all consumer
Levi
Shulk you need a bike too
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omfg Shulk can be the guinea pig for whatever modded motorcycle he'd need for his monster type [unless he's a vampire then :c no experimenting boo]
Levi
in B4 SpiderShulk
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i cant even begin to fathom what kind of motorcycle a spider could use. the True Test
Levi
I know right
Levi
/goes through bestiary entries for the millionth time
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it turns out they have to use the next best thing: eight specially designed rollerblades bc anything else is Unpossible
Levi
/laughs
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honestly an arachne's would probably look like Placido's bike...
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oh my god
Levi
I kind of imagine a less embarassing segway
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there is no such thing
Levi
this is true
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the Placido alternative is also embarrassing
Levi
pretty much yeah
Levi

Placido is basically embarrassing personified lbr
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RIGHT
Levi
there's a reason why he was at the bottom of Yliaster's pecking order and outranked by a small child
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the container can hide the legs
spider kneel bike
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being anything resembling Placido more like
Levi
but yeah for the spiderbutt friends: something like a three wheel motorcycle might work
Levi
onward to business enterprise, shulk
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the real hard part tbh. Yusei i can see running a business but Shulk will probably be the behind-the-scenes kind of guy
Levi
Well that's okay
Levi
As long as you contribute to this household unlike SOMEONE Yusei could name
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the all caps. they can only mean one thing
Levi
Do you buy $25 cups of coffee? No? Good
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he wont break everything he touches either, promise
Levi
Good, the only things that will be broken will be broken for the sake of science
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[mythbusters.gif]
Levi
"Myth busted," they say as a small fire has broken out in the middle of the living room
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GFJKFD casually beats it out with an extremely dusty old rug
Levi
but what if Shulk becomes a monster weak to fire
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ENDURES IT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE
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hey as long as he doesnt catch on fire himself it should be...ok...[hides behind Yusei]
Levi
He could just put it out Shulk. You know, since, like, literally immune to fire
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stop drop and roll, except rolling on the fire to put it out bc it cant hurt him is how im imagining Yusei accomplishing this
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not IC in the least but
Levi
pfff
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