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Ahhhhhh this art
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oh my god Bendis's fanfic is coming true
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lmao this trolling
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IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL THOUGH I REALLY CAN'T COMPLAIN
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yes cannot wait to see how the BuckyNat contingent takes this, someone will have to tell me all about it
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I knew Matt would appear before the end of the arc
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smart to wait until the release of the netflix tbh now people will like him
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I'm a terrible person but the chain of thoughts was like "omg Matt omg that's so beautiful omg Bendis fanfic omg tumblr"
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RANNI : thanks for saying it because I was thinking it
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I'll always say it
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we all know I don't hold back
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I'M GLAD I SAW THIS BEFORE I DROVE HOME THOUGH presses face to this preview happily
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Poor BuckyNat fans who believe their ship is only good if it's the only monogamous relationship in their entire lives that involves love
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this is labelled THE FUTURE
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matt/nat confirmed endgame
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Omg I missed that
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HAHAHAHA
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Covering my mouth to keep from cracking up on a bus
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THAT'S WHY I SAID
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BENDIS FANFIC...
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you are a good reader
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Now I see.
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I'm on my phone!!!
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Tiny words :-(
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they think this will somehow be about bucky still
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Are they already saying that on Tumblr
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yes
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like, they read the series and know that this probably is the bad guy's weird time powers
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ergo
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he can give her her memories of bucky back
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Yeah. I think it's obviously not the truth.
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Oh.
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they don't think matt is really bucky… yet
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BUT ALSO PLURK
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yet
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help me come up with the worst smoosh name possible for matt/natasha
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because tumblr asked me what the shipname was and I want terrible options
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Darewidow
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Black Devil
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Romandock
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Murderdock /steals from Lemire for something completely unrelated
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Er Latour
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Wrong L
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murderdock
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I like "nat murdock"
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nat and matt
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Hickman would vote for Murderdock
Pɪᴍ Pᴀᴍ。
Pɪᴍ Pᴀᴍ。
Mattasha
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Why Matt? Of all the damn people to pick, why the hell did it have to be Matt? Urg.
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see hee hee I am debating answering this because to me it makes perfect sense
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matt was the relationship natasha had when she thought she could escape espionage, when she thought she could really start over and be happy and love someone & that could be all
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it didn't work out, but she really wanted it to
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so it makes sense this would be used as a fake happy ending
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Yeah, I think that's a through line in their relationship.
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idk if this is what edmondson is thinking but it works for me
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okay I found out where the anti matt wank was going on
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Woo
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Queen Brazen Bitch just like, scroll
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also like
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these people don't read daredevil
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do these people think End of Days is canon
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I guess
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also a lot of times when Matt questions Natasha he's at least partly right
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like
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she's not a morally flawless queen anymore than he is, which is why they have an interesting dynamic
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tbh just from her attitude alone I want to be like "Matt/Nat endgame"
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yeah I mean I wrote a thing in response to her before I saw all this
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blogging
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this is some intense blogging
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why you gotta put it on heroesofhellskitchen's post ??
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and yes annoying opinions from people who don't even do daredevil has like
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made me like matt/natasha more??? the worst reason
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no if you're gonna be loud and uninformed I'm gonna make this ship the hill I die on
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also I think like, the fact that she also has messy breakups and gets into relationships that aren't always the best judged or most good for her is uh
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even though it was already my favorite Matt ship so
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a realistic/compelling flaw
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uh
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it's not like this has changed anything haha
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well and like I would care less about dissecting Matt & Natasha's dynamic or pointing out all the ways in which he's a dick (b/c he is) or the messiness of their relationship
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if, going back, there weren't this implicit "Bucky can do no wrong" going on here
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yes lmao
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which, you don't have to ship what I ship, but I really hate that
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also wait are they forgetting his appearance in winter soldier where he's like "idk who you are bucky but natasha likes you"
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like he's not 100% a dick to her?
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what
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I don't think he was a dick to her when she came to help him during Bendis' run
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no me neither
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foggy was a bit of a dick but that's like
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they don't always like each other
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she came twice and it's clear there's a lot of history there and it's not all great but I don't remember him doing anything after Milla left that was
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like overtly YOU'RE THE WORST MATT MURDOCK
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no, and Natasha was lightly using him
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and if he was short with her after being outed and she was like "you need to go back out there" she was 1) right imo but 2) his aggravation is also understandable?
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yes…
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and like setting him up with elektra
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I TOO WOULD BE IRRITATED IF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND SHOWED UP TO DEMAND I DO THE THING I JUST GOT PUBLICLY OUTED FOR DOING
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also understandable for him to be like "you're the worst ex girlfriend natasha"
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I feel like they're just categorically ignoring all the shit in which they were friends and partners and helped each other out
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yes, also that natasha can be wrong
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not in the old series they had together, just in like Abattoir and such
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yes and also that
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even in black widow, matt calling natasha out was like, moralizing and all that, but he wasn't totally out of bounds
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Yeah. Though I recall your friend at Sbux read that as him being super mean
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he was harsh and he certainly could have done it differently but his concern is understandable
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he was kind of mean!
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he is her friend
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that is a thing that would worry him
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and compel him to feel like he should interfere
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and it's Matt so it's ok if he does it for her own sake because Matt Murdock makes the calls etc.
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and like the point is that natasha is doing worrying things…
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but yeah
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yeah she is!
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idk it's all total lack of any nuance
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which is sad because like the good thing about them is that they are complicated
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oh my god Alex
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the smiley at the end
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I DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN IT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY
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Panel from Daredevil #87. Note that while Natasha says moving to SF is not a mistake, calling it “Frisco” definitely is.
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I thought about calling it the City instead of SF for maximum Bay Area native
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maybe I will change the smiley instead to multiple exclamation points lmao I really… like I care way more about explaining why this works than them being wrong about Matt all over their blog
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that's kind of amusing to me
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and now I have an anon!!
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what does it mean when I say "Matt left his heart in NYC"?
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like
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mmmm I just have to learn how to not answer random anons who need me to spell out everything
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omg how is that hard to understand
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tell them to watch the netflix series
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omg are they arguing with you
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SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER BUCKY
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lmao
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also like
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the whole point is that the kind of happily ever after ending where they ride off into the sunset and escape their burdens
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MATT
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like both Natasha and Matt have this totally unrealistic version of happiness they are both kind of bad at but tried to chase together
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hence this fake happily ever after thing applying
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with Bucky, the entire point of the relationship is that she didn't need to escape that part of her past with him b/c like, he understood?
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she wanted to help him be a superhero and not run away from everything w/him
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(I mean eventually they did, kind of, but it was "because people are trying to kill us" and not because "this is true happiness")
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ugh debating replying
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they missed the point so spectacularly so I know it's pointless but the urge to point out how spectacularly they missed the point is strong
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i almost would because they don't get it.
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but also like
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if it was bucky, natasha would be like wtf why is thsi strange man shipping me with this dude i just fucked off from
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BECAUSE
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THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT SHE DID
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yes
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like I think it's clear that Natasha has feelings for Bucky in a "this guy is hot and fun to flirt with"? but not in the "fantasies about running away with him forever" because you know
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she doesn't remember that relationship
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messkit here you can see this plurk for bonus shipwank
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