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ASk me things!
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or more specific headcanon questions idc
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
Benya 13
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also I just saw (this incredible lady) play hamlet with my folks
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and it was super great
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/flees into the night
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/DRAGS YOU BACK
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
or lbr Benyalex
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okay, firstly: Ben ages less than normal people instead of more because I DEMAND MANY YEARS
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/gavelbang
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yus
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old lady anya is all trim and spry and veers between, like, this incredibly respected info/magic/transdimensional broker and, like, your bawdy grandma
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and Ben does LOOK older somewhat, just not at the same rate
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
goes grey at the temples first
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so he looks like this very pretty 40 year old when her hair has gone all white and she's pushing eighty, and carries a cane everywhere that is mostly for whacking people
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and he worries about the kids and grandkids way more than she does, in the end, because she sort of gets to a 'they'll have rad adventures' jadedness but he's always a little more ;;;;;;
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jaded zen
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sort of 'oh well comics c'est la vie'
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probably there are some time travel loops where like different combinations of benyalex are varying ages
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
He will still carry her when she is no longer spry :|
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I have always been enamored of the idea of Old Lady Anya having a camel ranch in the israeli desert somewhere
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that like rehabilitates ex-racing camels or whatever like some people do with greyhounds
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and secretly also rehabilitates people, and all their staff are traumatized vets and rescued teenage YA heroes who need to be away from politics and around animals a bunch
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and Ben moms at everyone and Anya queens at everyone and Alex gives perfect approving dad shoulder claps
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and then like a week after her funeral Anya 2 shows up in her tardis and pats Ben's face a lot
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I know that's not how who regeneration works idc
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man you might get a vignette out of this
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𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
I just have a lot of feelings about funeral scenes which you CAN'T REALLY PLAY BECAUSE ONE CHARACTER IS DEAD
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WELL YOU COULD PLAY IT WITH OLDLEX
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although it would still be ;A;
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DON'T TEMPT ME
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
nightmare. DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO DO TO US
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tbh I feel like they probably lose Alex first because [/stares in horror at the canonical debacle that is the Summers family generally] but it's to like a warpsink comicbabble bullshit
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they find him later
nightmare.
I love and hate this plurk at the same time
nightmare.
Alex sucked into time vortex
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imagine him on a camel ranch anne
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just kind of a little bit perpetually sunburned despite his giant cowboy hat
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moseying out to check the tachyon disturbance at the edge of the property
nightmare.
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turns up in AU 9th century iceland burning out dragon longships for vikings, which probably fly via elaborate sail skimmers
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you're not remotely helping my urge to write this drabble
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𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
fine but I warned you
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i accept these terms
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
I also can't guarantee its length
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ᴠᴀᴛ 69
1, 11, 14 for dillon
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he clutches blankets tight and rolls himself into burritos unconsciously
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since his powers manifested these have become more architecturally complex
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11 dillon loves street performers and hates convenience store food
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...oh and 14 is food well then
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HE DISLIKES THE 'CHARMING CON ARTIST' TROPE IN FICTION
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he has just been burned so bad by manipulative people
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but yeah the convenience store food thing - it was easy for him to shoplift and carry, so he ate a LOT of it during his homeless year and while it's not like ~traumatic memories~ exactly, he is still sick of it
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also he really likes southwestified mexican food
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that is what Local Home Fare is for him
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anyway Dillon Cole: the only teenage boy not fond of potato chips
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ugh dillon u make me sad buddy
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or jerky /shudder
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but like scrambled eggs w/ a little poblano in or smth yesss
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I think he definitely did a couple adorable juggling performances for cash when he felt bad about stealing
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but 1) his showmanship was not great and 2) he was so young that the attention generally meant people looking into him/calling the cops like 'hey someone help this homeless kid' so he stopped
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he should juggle in game though, for reasons
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where are ur parents
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OOOKAY BYE
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oh my god helena would be so delighted by him juggling
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snaf would tell him he looked like an idiot probably 8v
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correct all around
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dillon would prob just keep amping up the ridiculous tricks with snaf
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until he is juggling 17 billiard balls a vase of flowers and a live cat
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flawlessly
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with the worst grin
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
here Anne - it's Isabelle's fault
nightmare.
WOW AJ WAY TO MURDER ME
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
IT'S ISABELLE'S FAULT
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sure it is
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
that's my story and I'm sticking to it
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/sob
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you guys
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Auntie Iris will visit your camel ranch and bring you refugees
𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
in my head she is also mostly responsible for the times and locations
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and occasionally with getting one of them there
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now give me Marsh 5, Isabelle, for Reasons.
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of course she is, she loves them
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Lady Stardust my first instinct is 'service toppy, probably'
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perfect
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Lady Stardust also in packrim verse im p sure that after the initial mutual freakout and they decided to keep zane
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i'm p sure marsh was super into worshipful pregnancy sex
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oh god how ADORABLE
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ye
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