raena
@raena
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:28 AM
‘Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree na...
raena
@raena
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:31 AM
something something wood HAVE AT IT FRIENDS
IronyMaiden
@IronyMaiden
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 11:47 AM
splinters. SPLINTERS
Hawtwyre
@Hawtwyre
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 1:48 PM
Isn't she afraid he might leave?
IronyMaiden
@IronyMaiden
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 1:54 PM
she likes the way he exfoliates.
Hawtwyre
@Hawtwyre
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 1:56 PM
I hope Tim is being careful, she might just like him because he's poplar.
Hawtwyre
@Hawtwyre
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 1:57 PM
I bet he gets really knotty.
IronyMaiden
@IronyMaiden
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 2:10 PM
she obviously enjoys going out on a limb.
IronyMaiden
@IronyMaiden
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 2:13 PM
Hawtwyre : "I bet he gets really knotty." Yeah, but she knows his bark is worse than his bite.
athenaprime
@athenaprime
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 2:38 PM
I hope he doesn't leaf her after the honeymoon wears off. But then again, I hear he's really made something of himself. He used to be such a sap.
IronyMaiden
@IronyMaiden
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 2:50 PM
he's finally found his roots.
Hawtwyre
@Hawtwyre
Tue, Mar 24, 2015 3:02 PM
athenaprime
@athenaprime
Wed, Mar 25, 2015 12:40 AM
I think the romance will wear off once she realizes he leaves his trunks all over the floor. But as long as he doesn't bark at her, I'm sure she'll be a happy wife. I bet their rings are interesting looking.
Hawtwyre
@Hawtwyre
Wed, Mar 25, 2015 7:47 AM
"Canopy over you?" Tim asked, a little stiffly.
IronyMaiden
@IronyMaiden
Wed, Mar 25, 2015 12:30 PM
this explains it!
Hawtwyre
@Hawtwyre
Wed, Mar 25, 2015 12:50 PM
50 Shades of Gray Mold
IronyMaiden
@IronyMaiden
Wed, Mar 25, 2015 12:51 PM
Tim is her nickname for him. It's actually Timber.
raena
@raena
Thu, Mar 26, 2015 5:04 AM
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IronyMaiden
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Thu, Mar 26, 2015 11:13 AM
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