[More horrible things to do with triangles]

Okay, so what if Bill got sent somewhere where he ended up with a body, right?

But being Bill and finding pain hilarious and likely not being arsed to do things like eat food or get that nasty infected cut looked at

he decides to hire on some other character to be his "maintenance expert" in exchange for whatever.

And what this means is this other character occasionally ends up ported into Bill's physical body after he's amassed way too much damage, nearly starved to death

Or whatever it is he doesn't want to deal with. Then he just fucks off in mental triangle form and leaves other character to deal with this shit.

Like "Oh, hey, glad you're here. I just drank twenty seven of those Red Bull things and ate some cheese I found in the couch and now this thing won't stop shaking and throwing up."

omfg

that sound amazing hahaha

"Do something about that, would ya? I'll be back later, k thanks byyyye."

Doesn't it though?

Oh my god, that is horrible.

I love it.

It's a horrible job and really the only reward is Bill let's you out of the crippled flesh shell before it dies with you in it.

Cause as much fun as driving a fork into his hand was, the part after that waiting around at the hospital trying to read a magazine with one hand? Boooorrrrring