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New Game Goals: Get Kaldur accepted into every PC harem ever.
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but br he's already gonna be in flora and sara's
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Doran refuses to accept him as stepdad b/c he wants kaldur in his harem too /coughs I mean what? /blinks innocently
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Kaldur would gladly hold other things if gil offered js
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also kiss other things, js
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wowowow flora doesn't have a harem just
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totally help vet your harem for you, my lovely lady
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im still staring like how the fuck did this happen
euryale โ˜†
the only reason why sua's not on it yet is because i need colours from meg
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crying with laughter
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OH MAN CAN THEY DO THAT AT SARA'S SAMHAIN PARTY PLS
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power up! GRELL he will join your harem, too, if you want him ;}
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Gil and Kaldur just like "i'd only give him a seven" "just a seven?" "he snores"
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"kissed that one, excellent skills"
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grell doesn't have a harem she just becomes part of people's
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"i love that face, but goddamn too skinny"
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i mean X-(
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Grell is not ranked, bc she is awesome
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and also kaldur likes living
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collects more blondes
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Grell and Kaldur compare Harem notes
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"Gil's amazing at sex, but sometimes he gets too wrapped up in pretty things"
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"Does Bruc have a harem? Or did that redhead chick take him?"
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"leave bruc out of this he's taken i think"
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN GILGAMESH
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"Damn. Because I woulda fucked that"
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or you're getting used as a table
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Man, I just had the mental image
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of Kaldur and Gil perched all pristine-ladylike on Gil's massive shoulder pauldrons
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"you're now a chair" "what" "chairs don't talk"
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rating everybody in the room
tinybro
he's already part of sara's harem
tinybro
in the most bizarrely platonic way
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he's the cuddleharem member
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KAldur and Grell have a tea party on Gil's shoulders
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like three kids climb on him
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Gil shut up, this makes you amazingly hot you have no idea
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Kaldur and Grell smooch for truth or dare
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....if she ever finds out he ate kids i think grell would rip his throat out i'm js
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hey kaldur's a good kisser no regrets
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why did he end up eating kids?
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suddenly a million invites for everyone's harem as a pair
tinybro
there should be IC truth or dare at samhain
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--there can be ic CAH for the record
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smut is clearly the better option here
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I MEAN THERE CAN BE IN GAME IC CAH
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i remember that round we need to do it again
tinybro
in-game IC CAH also needs to happen at some point
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because kaldur picked up a pack at the station back in....
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truly ic cah would end with half the cards on fire
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but IC truth or dare can happen in the hot springs
tinybro
you can't play cards in a hot springs without them getting wet
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dovah: secret - we're all horrible
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Kaldur is the best player he tries to play to the judge
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and if they're anything like me they're like "oh my god please don't think i'm too much of a loser even though i am"
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DID WE EVER GET THE WINDMILL FULL OF CORPSES BRUC STORY?
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its usually kaldur and a hella bunch of unseelies at a bar and everyone is like "wow we thought you are an uptight asshole"
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where are the seelie they don't like having fun
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good
tinybro
tzilan played like one time
tinybro
#notallseelie
tinybro
where is dorian he'd be fun during CAH
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tzilan is npc though does he count
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OH nico's been playing
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alyosha counts
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suddenly realizing that sara's harem is mostly just cute seelie boys
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alyosha is alyosha
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we all love her
tinybro
if i whittle it down just to people he's kissed or had flirting with him, it's literally just seelie boys orz
tinybro
the pretty unseelie are less easy tho
tinybro
lbh
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the pretty unseelie boys usually have massive personality flaws to counter their faces, it's true
tinybro
well they don't flirt with him so they certainly don't have good taste
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one day waaaaay into the future, kaldur should give sara a forehead smooch
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sara is like "wiat what does this meeean"
tinybro
kaldur trying hard to escape the friendzone
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kaldur wouldn't mean anything by it, tbh
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he'd have no idea it was something weighing on sara's mind
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he's just like 'little sib'
tinybro
someday i will canon update sara and he'll be less suspicious and desperate and more understanding of familial affection and friendship and shit
tinybro
someday
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This plurk reminds me that we joked abuot one day posting up a 'morning after meme' for ed folks
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It's more that the posibilities are still p. funny.
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do it
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i can't post meme's idek how to do them
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BUT iw ould totes tag into it>>
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b/c i am not so secretly trash
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i wouldn'y have time with timeskip and everything
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oh wait nvm i know what you are talking about
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i vote for the little details meme if we're gonna have any memeing anytime soon
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since we've had a ton of new people since the last one and it doesn't require threading shit
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but no i was trying to say i am laughing at, like, the idea of grell and kaldur on morning after meme
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i also vote for little details
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OOOH LITTLE DEAILS THAT LOOKS CUTE
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ibecause that is always interesting to me
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Saber does not make it into Kaldur's list.
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little details is like you get a form and you can fill out stuff like height, weight, scars, favorite foods
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She seems to... idk... hardliner
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i rememvber lookat at those!
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it's good for newer people since it helps establish characters visually and doesn't require you to have existing CR or anything :>
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i love hearing voices too
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but yes morning after meme someday so sara and dorian can wake up in bed together
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is it just me or does nearly everyone that's single in game have like five ships oocly attached to them
tinybro
idk if being single has anything to do with it, i think we're all just shipping losers
tinybro
....i honestly do not know if sara is considered single or taken or what at this point
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we're in general losers but
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that's true
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sara is 500% taken by tzilan, in the opinions of everyone else in the game except himself and tzilan tbh
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WAIT WHAT ARE GRELLS FIVE SHIPS TELL ME
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WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THIS
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power up! you gotta deliver i wanna ship queen with things
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kaldur's just scared cause tzilan materialized outta nowhere the one time he kissed sara
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because sara is clearly dating him
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god like people she's actually flirted with right now are john (it's off and on), hyde, paloma, gilgamesh - and then on rpa i've seen morla and ganon
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they hadn't even kissed back then tho =3=
tinybro
p sure tzilan was just being a dick
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and she was rekindling her thing with angelina before she dropped
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sara, darlin. He was into you.
tinybro
MORLA/GRELL ENDGAME TBH
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OH MAN JOHN GIL MORLA NEW FAV GRELL SHIPS
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here let me hunt down the thread for you, gil
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THAT WAS LITERALLY HOW IT WENT THO
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morla is like i love my queen
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LITERAL RANDOM MOD THREADJACK
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john is like i saw your whole life and i think you're hot and we keep flirting
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i've never felt more canon in my life
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