

angrbodic
I'm tipsy and you know what? There's no good looking guys here


angrbodic
I may be asexual but omg

angrbodic
That is your public service announcement

angrbodic
Lol! I will I got water

𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 🦇
i'm sorry all the guys fail at weaving


angrbodic
And pepper spray

angrbodic
𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 🦇
: they do I'm just saying

angrbodic
I HAVE A VIKING FETISH

𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 🦇
AHAHA bless u

angrbodic
I USUALLY SEE GOOD LOOKING GUYS AT THESE GIGS. NOT TODAY

angrbodic
IM JUST SAYING

angrbodic
Also fuck my phone

angrbodic
God now I realize what the hell auto correct did

angrbodic
TIPSY

𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 🦇


𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 🦇
do u like my joke more now

derederedevil
boooo. at least everything else is good riiiiight?

angrbodic
𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 🦇
: yes, yes I do