February plotting for Nel, Tek, and Coil. I swear this is my last plurk tonight...
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February plotting for Nel, Tek, and Coil. I swear this is my last plurk tonight...
February plotting for Nel, Tek, and Coil. I swear this is my last plurk tonight...
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also... it's a good thing that people have extra spending credits
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because lmfao how many people are going to end up in jail
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I WANT DORIAN TO MEET COIL BECAUSE NECROMANCER FRIENDS??????
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I DONT THINK I REALIZED THAT DORIAN WAS A NECROMANCER???
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HE DOESN'T REALLY PRANCE ABOUT ANNOUNCING HE RAISES THE DEAD
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but yes he is
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oh man
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coil would lose his shit if he found another necromancer. in his canon, he's not in contact with any of the other sects since they're so secretive, and his whole family is dead, so
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hasnt seen another one in a long time
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good, they need to meet up at some point and talk about striking terror into the hearts of mortals and forcing the spirits of the dead to fight for them
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be still, his cold, dead heart
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oh my god, coil could have a friend. THE IMPOSSIBLE COULD HAPPEN.
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OH GEEZE
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catch him on a glitch and he won't be able to shut up
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well... as much as a mute kid can be talkative
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Dorian texting
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oh god
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coil got himself a handwriting tablet thing because he's SO BAD at texting
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Dorian has never texted! 
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I get the feeling he would take the excruciating time to text proper sentences and even re-correct his curse words from autocorrect.
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I DID NOT MEAN DUCKING
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HAHA YES
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rofl yeah I'm considering having...Michael get in trouble. Not that it would last long since he usually can just smile and people and they'll let him get away
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especially if he has pheromones or something gfdjk
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: technically he kind of already has that to a degree? It's canon. Except nobody's really acknowledged that? The pheremones, I mean.
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yeah no he really doesn't need it hjdksg
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: lmfao robin has not broken his contract with nel yet, at the time of him and dorian talking (even if he maybe should have and others assume he did) but nel's reaction would be the same either way
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LALALA NOT LISTENING
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CANT HEAR YOU SORRY
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GOSH WHAT LOVELY SPACEWEATHER WE'RE HAVING
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hahahaha
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Dorian is just assuming it's happening/happened
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he's like YOU'LL BE OK NEL EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE SEE I'M OKAY. I'M A BIT OF AN ALCOHOLIC BUT IT'S FINE
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GDFGHDFjhjk
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everything is fiiineee
everything is fiiineee
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YOURE RIGHT. IT IS FINE. BECAUSE THE SPACEWEATHER IS TOTALLY GORGEOUS TODAY.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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I HAVE TO LEAVE. BECAUSE THE WEATHER IS SO NICE GOODBYE
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Dorian is basically sitting there like "maker why can't someone better with this be here please"
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I have a feeling that nel is going to be pinballing between many people thinking that same thing fdhgjk
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because honestly no one is cut out to handle nel's overwhelmingly huge pile of shit
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he would drag any single person down so fast gfdhjk
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I am trying to think of who from Inquisition would be better at this and realizing they all pretty much suck
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what is a functional adult? we just don't know.
what is a functional adult? we just don't know.
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that's okay nel doesn't get along with functional adults