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[Disney Fans]
Indestructovag
That sounds like a liability
Indestructovag
and i doubt the unborn child would give a shit
big bad wolf
TemporalWolf
Nox
Yeah I am fairly certain Disneyland is not prepared to handle that
ꜰᴀᴛ ᴘɪᴋᴀᴄʜᴜ
Idk, Disney health services is pretty awesome
яαвιєѕ
Still... Transportation concerns that late in the pregnancy alone make one wonder how much this person has thought it through.
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answer: not at all
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DIDNEY IS A MAGICAL PLACE NO BAD THINGS HAPPEN THERE 
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>they've delayed on calling 911 in an emergency in the past bc they don't want to upset park guests
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>people have died in didneylan
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oops
D3V1L ♎
to be fair, many women do things like driving or picking up heavy shit or even running a few days before the kid actually pops out
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I know my own Mom had to drive somewhere literally the day before she went into labor
D3V1L ♎
so transportation is the easiest thing in all of this. the labor itself, though... WELP
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it's not that the pregnant woman is fragile no, it's just that labor is very much a dicey time
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and kinda like...forcing that sort of emergency on the park just so your kid (who won't care btw) would be born in disneyland is beyond selfish and ridiculous
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who's going to help with the tongs, mickey?
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I suppose, in the best case scenario, it's not as bad as that person that snuck her dad's ashes into Disneyland and spread them throughout the park, or the people wanting to release their pets on the ponds.
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they're probably prepared for this shit
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because it's probably happened before
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because people are nuts
яαвιєѕ
And because babies are unpredictable, lbr.
D3V1L ♎
I remember reading that a lot of people try to sneak in loved ones' ashes into the park
D3V1L ♎
which is morbid, but they're ashes, so it's a lot less problematic than, you know. amniotic fluid or blood. 
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Alas, the ashes are probably swept up by the staff, because nobody is as sneaky as they think they are. u_u
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they're actually actively prepared for that
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they have biohazard suits and tools and everything to clean it up