
Eyebot
[KH2FM] I always get a bit excited when floating balls give me Drive Recovery items. X3

Eyebot
...that sounded less weird in my head

Atrollpa
How did it sound less weird in your head? XD

Eyebot
Well, I know what floating balls I mean... ;n;

Atrollpa
So do I XD

Nika
I DON'T XD /imagining floating balls right now

Eyebot
SEE

Eyebot
You hit floating balls for presses

Nika
/now imagining hitting floating ballsacks with a big stick

Nika
This just keeps getting better. XD

Eyebot
Well, there's floating balls in the Cave of Instant Death ... and if you hit them... they an give you items. ;n;

Nika
... "items"

Nika
/shot

Nika
/or at least hit with a stick

Eyebot
Hey, I had my sister crying laughing yesterday. We were waxing nostalgic about pokemon... and I said "Well, some have dumb names, but some have backwards ones! Like Ekans, Arbok and Muk!"

Eyebot
And she nodded... until the last one clicked then she just burst out laughing for a good five minutes. It was hilarious. Her makeup was running.

Eyebot


Eyebot
So ... keeping a Muk in your pokeballs is a new stupid joke

Nika
... i-is that really what it looks like

Eyebot
That's actually Muk.

Nika
AHAHAHAHA

Nika
That's so awful. 8D

Eyebot
Muk isn't a backwards pokemon name... but... it is sort of hilarious. Obviously it's Muck, but. AHAHAHAHA.

Eyebot
Poor muk

Nika
I know, but... /laughing

Eyebot
Jesus christ, is everybody in The 100 Acre Wood a douchebag or something

Atrollpa
Yes

Eyebot
...

Eyebot
Tigger's method of memory jogging for Pooh is, uh...

Eyebot
'bouncing together', is it

Eyebot
I do not remember that

Eyebot
Wow, way to make Pooh's memory loss about you, Tigger. What a dick.

Eyebot
... I've exhausted my procrastination options... aside from minigames.

Eyebot
Looks like it's minigame o'clock

Eyebot
Well, finished tigger's bounce horror funtiem with 2,000+...

Nika
bounce horror funtiem... / u n s u r e

Eyebot
LMMFAO It's a stupid balloon bouncing minigame

Eyebot
And Beehive Death and Honeypot Nightmare funtiem done with the required 18,000+

Nika
All those names sound terrible. XD

Eyebot
And done The Honey Doom Slider of Hatred funtiem for the required 8,000 points.

Eyebot
They're actually called A Blustery Rescue, Hunny Slider and Balloon Bounce. XD

Nika
Shh, your names are better. XD

Eyebot
Cart Whacking Hell Nightmare Tiem was completed in the required 15 seconds...

Eyebot
Bastard Ball Bouncing Bullshit was done 100 times, as needed...

Eyebot
And Mail Delivery of Tedious Crap was achieved in the time required.

Eyebot
Okay, can't possible do Poster Sticking Horsehit Funtiems within 30 seconds without glide

Eyebot
Bee Bashing Bollocks is done within 10 seconds...

Eyebot
... I have to destroy that shit with less than 6 swings? Are you high?

Eyebot
Oh hot diggity damn there's an option of doing the Light cycle again!

Eyebot
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. B|

Eyebot
I can't put it off any longer. I'm going to have to go to Flight Rising and kill the fucking dragon. /anger

Atrollpa
Yep

Eyebot
I can almost hear GLaDOS's voice going "do you want... to try again..." about the light cycle

Eyebot
Followed by me screaming I WOULD RATHER EAT A BAG OF DIIIIIICKS before running away into the sunset

Eyebot
Mulan.

Eyebot
"WE'VE GOT TO WARN SHANG"

Eyebot
And ... about a thousand odd people who also live in the city

Eyebot
ARGH LEAVE ME ALOOOONE /flees from fartwind mage bastards

Nika
/still laughing at names XD

Eyebot
The grown up shadows are creepy ;n;

Atrollpa
Neoshadows?

Eyebot
Adultshadows, shut up

Atrollpa
They're everywhere in this version. I remember them being kinda rare

Eyebot
Yeah... same.

Eyebot
They've flat out replaced all the beanshadows

Eyebot
How are you bitches climbing that pillar, jesus.

Eyebot
LMAO I love Xigbar's cringe.

Eyebot
I also just said "...hey prettyboy" out loud, about Xigbar. 8| /washes eyes

Eyebot
He runs like a total pillock oh my god

Atrollpa
He really does

Eyebot
He's such a LANKY fucker, jesus

Eyebot
"Guess it wasn't Riku"

Eyebot
Captain Obvious, I salute you.

Atrollpa
He runs like he's all legs

Eyebot
I know! Xigspider

Eyebot
Another high as balls puzzle piece...

Eyebot
Man, he has LONG hair.

Eyebot
It's past his butt, holy crap.

Eyebot
If that big face had met me outside a door I would have shit my pants, dang

Atrollpa
LMAO

Eyebot
Done stupid dragon

Eyebot
Jesus, Shang, Mulan, what're you, five?

Eyebot
Sorry guys, Pooh's done for. I'm going home.

Atrollpa
LOL Cave bullshit?

Eyebot
Yup

Atrollpa
Radiant Garden restored to its original name \o/

Eyebot
Woo! =D

Eyebot
"Tonight is ... very important." says Beast.

Eyebot
Poor Belle.

Eyebot
D'aww, Xaldin wants to dance.

Eyebot
...ngl, I do love Xaldin's nobodies