poor Quill

groot had a nude sword day too :c

I think the real question here is why doesn't Earth have a nude sword day?

I love it

It does.

Drax is from Earth, ergo Restat is Earth's nude swords holiday

(I am a comix nerd im sorry)

ah, but Gwiggs. is there record of Restat being celebrated on Earth? because it's possible that it's a custom he's encountered off-planet and adopted - he calls it "his" holiday, not his homeworld's holiday

Possibly! Maybe Restat is a euphemism.

insert obvious joke about naked swords here

something something shakespearean penis joke