[D&D]
"The sorcerer casts a spell and you're covered in spiders. "
Me: I shit myself and die.

fire

Try that again spiders are cute and they have a little arm and all they want to do is hug you with them

My character actually did throw his entire stash of alchemist fire on the ground and rolled through the Flames.

heh

splendid

It's okay. My turn came up and I erased it from the world

94 damage with one spell

... The whole group just downed the boss of this island by dealing over 300 damage in one round.