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I'm hiding from a baby. :T
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it's somewhere in this office
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I might get pinned in the receptionists desk 8T
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that baby's gonna find u
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SOMEONE SAVE ME. ;;;;
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i hope someone gets a pic of u holding the baby
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c-cute
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baby human
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coworkers child
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and lmfao I am NOT holding a baby
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l m f a o
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take the baby
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the last time I held a baby, it was my newborn cousin who is now 13 or 14 years old
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here, take this baby
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hold the bayb
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i dare u
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I will drop the baby. this is a threat.
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STICK IS HERE. SHE WILL SAVE ME.
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its gonna be a problem when i have ten babies and you ahve to babysit
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thank god
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I keep her around to be my baby shield
theresa 🦇
hiding from babies is a completely reasonable response
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baby deflector
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wimp
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i heard that some pickpockets actually use that as a technique
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throw the baby and the target tends to catch the baby
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then they get robbed
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maybe that's bullshit though
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but wow
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yeah
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you'd have to be pretty cold
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also how would they get the baby back?
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that's a one-time-only trick imo
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thrwo the baby once it's gone forever
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why this omg
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competitive babythrowing featuring redpyre
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i wonder if that's worse than shaking a baby
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wait why is stick there
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lunch
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this is an enlightening plurk
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8{
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I would freeze in the middle of eating because I would hear pterodactyl noises from down the hall
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and get scared
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I was there
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it was true