
Zoroark
So...did Naruto end or something?

Zoroark
I know it was supposed to

Zoroark
and kinda soon but

coffee witch
yes

Zoroark
ok

Zoroark
i keep seeing things on my tumblr dash

Zoroark
WTF HAPPENED

coffee witch
he did a harry potter esque epilogue with the next generation

Zoroark
omfg

Zoroark
no

Zoroark
why

coffee witch
im not even fully caught up but i read that last chapter and it was horrific

Zoroark
I MEAN...i stopped reading years ago

Zoroark
and i didnt have good expectations for the ending

Zoroark
but still

Zoroark
i was not expecting a fast forwarded epilogue

coffee witch
i stopped reading years ago to but the epilogue made me MAD??

coffee witch
dfjk

Peil Wiggler
The important question is 'who is still alive'

Peil Wiggler
is Kiba still alive

Peil Wiggler
Is Rock Lee still alive?

Peil Wiggler
What about Kakashi.

Peil Wiggler
Everyone else I ever cared about I already know are dead bc they are all villains. And Neji.

coffee witch
lmao i just ended up just reading the 700th chapter

coffee witch
and was like idk remember where i was last time HERE WE GO

Zoroark
i've seen pictures of older kiba

Peil Wiggler
Goes to google to check the wiki

Peil Wiggler
Kiba is so important

Zoroark
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, SHikamaru, Hinata are ones ive def seen

W(erewolf)ILF
i know sand siblings are alive

Zoroark
i guess Sasuke married Sakura and Naruto married Hinata too?? lmao

Zoroark
ah good

Zoroark
man im gonna be mad if rock lee's dead

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
he's not

Zoroark
PHEW ok

Peil Wiggler
SASUKE MARRIED SAKURA

Peil Wiggler
WHAT

Peil Wiggler
WHAT

Zoroark
IDK MAN

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
he has an identical son apparently

Peil Wiggler
presses fingers 2 my face

Zoroark
please dear god tell me he didnt name it itachi

Peil Wiggler
Sasuke should be dead, if you ask me

W(erewolf)ILF
i dont understand why that happened?? it seems weird for that to be endgame

Zoroark
DID NARUTO BECOME HOKAGE?

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
yeah

Zoroark
LMAO

Peil Wiggler
Like I know the whole thing with Naruto was like IM GONNA BRING SASUKE BACK but jesus fuck

Peil Wiggler
god!!!!

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
his son is named bolt and appears to be an annoying fuck

Zoroark
i dont really mind if sasuke lives but i dont think he should come back without any...consequences for all the shit he did???

Peil Wiggler
yeah like wtf

Peil Wiggler
farts

Zoroark
Bolt........................?.........?

coffee witch
the worst part is sasuke was like IM SORRY SAKURA

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
yeah lmao

Peil Wiggler
whatever Deidara is dead I stopped caring after that

coffee witch
and now shes a house wife.

Peil Wiggler
uGH

Zoroark
omfg NO

coffee witch
their daughter is called salada

Peil Wiggler
BUT SHE CAN KILL PEOPLE BY PUNCHING THEM

Peil Wiggler
im

niangniang
i heard about sakura and sasuke IM DISGUSTED

Zoroark
sal....ad....?

coffee witch
no shes a housewife now all she cares about is cleaning

niangniang
AWFUL

W(erewolf)ILF
i just. sasuke better have had one heck of a redemption arc for me to be at all ok with this

Peil Wiggler
IIIIIIIII

coffee witch
INO AND SAI HAD A BABY

Zoroark
i dont think any redemption ark would make me be ok with that

Peil Wiggler


Zoroark
WAIT WHAT

Peil Wiggler
LMFAO

Zoroark
INO AND SAI?

niangniang
i actually really loved a lot of sakuras character development before i stopped reading thats SO GROSS

Zoroark
WHAT

niangniang
WH

coffee witch
AND SO DID SHIKAMARU AND TEMARI

Peil Wiggler
I'm like not even mad I'm just. In awe

Peil Wiggler
really

Zoroark
OMG WHY IS EVERYONE PAIRING UP IM JUST

coffee witch
but that was a given

Zoroark
NO

niangniang
"everyone gets married and has babies" is the worst fucking ending, god

Peil Wiggler
seriously wth!!

W(erewolf)ILF
yeah and no way am i gonna be ok with sakura being shoved into a housewife role

Peil Wiggler
makes me glad

Peil Wiggler
that my favorite characters are mostly all dead

niangniang
yeah. same

Zoroark
Y...EAH...

coffee witch
dfkjnh ^^^

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
i don't think it was actually super clear what sakura's "role" was from what i read

niangniang
actuall yi don't know if all of my faovirte characters are dead

niangniang
but they were all minor so either 1) probably or 2) who cares

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
like she was cleaning in the scene she is in but that doesn't really mean that's all she does ever

W(erewolf)ILF
yeah...

Peil Wiggler
fondly touches pictures of Deidara, Sasori and Kimimaro. Goodnight, sweet princes

Zoroark
but if thats the ONE SCENe he chose to portray her in in the future

Zoroark
its kind of

Zoroark
ehhhh idk

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
yeah.

coffee witch
yeah that was the only scene shes in

W(erewolf)ILF
mm yeah

coffee witch
and bolt is acting out like naruto was at the start of the manga because his DAD IS TOO BUSY TO BE A DAD TO HIM?

Zoroark
omfg

coffee witch
like literally naruto tells him to suck it up because HES EVERYBODIES DAD NOW HES HOKAGE

niangniang
,... ok surprisinglyall my favorite tokujou/chuunin are alive except for hayate thats amazing

Zoroark
good to see sasuke learned from his experiences

Peil Wiggler
who has a list

Peil Wiggler
I want to look at it

niangniang
i was just looking at wiki links for characters tbh

Peil Wiggler
dammit

Peil Wiggler
yeah that's what I was doing but I literally wish someone would just

Peil Wiggler
write up

Peil Wiggler
a list

niangniang
the naruto wikia has a status thing at teh bottom fo every character page that'll tell u if theyre alive or dead

Zoroark
lmao

Peil Wiggler
bc I'm the ultimate lazy

niangniang
THAT'S SO MANY FUCKING CHARACTERS ANNA

Zoroark
there's too fucking many of them

Zoroark
YEAH

Peil Wiggler
lKMFDSKLlk

Peil Wiggler
W/EVS

Zoroark
also did sasuke and naruto each like

Zoroark
lose an arm?????

Zoroark
because i keep seeing fanart of that

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
man i don't really get in general why authors feel the need to outline everything that happens for 20 years after the story ends

Zoroark
omfg i know

W(erewolf)ILF
THEY DID

Zoroark
omg WHY

coffee witch
IM PRETTY SURE this was written by one of his assistants

coffee witch
i heard that somewhere

Zoroark
wait really

Zoroark
he wont even write the last chapter?!?!

niangniang
WAIT

niangniang
A MINUTE

niangniang
HAYATE WAS REANIMATED AT SOME POINT?

niangniang
IM SO OFFENDED

𝖓𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞👁️𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞
huh why would they do that tho

niangniang
reincarnated whatever

Zoroark
wait so did he reincarnate and then die again?

niangniang
yeah apparently

Zoroark
jfc

niangniang
... fuck but he and yuugao apparently like met up after he was reincarnated OH NO

coffee witch
I think at some point someone had god powers and rought all of konoha back

coffee witch
i remember that happening???

niangniang
STOP I THOUGHT I STOPPED CARING BAOUT THSI SHIP YEARS AGO

niangniang
yeah it was kabuto i guess

niangniang


Zoroark
yeah i remember that hwole thing with all the akatsuki coming back to life

Zoroark
that was.....weird

niangniang
yeah i never got that far

niangniang
wtfffff

coffee witch
im mad kiba didnt have any cute wolf children

niangniang
SORRY I WAS ALWAYS JUST LIKE. 110% HAYATE GEKKOU FEELINGS I DDNT KNOW HE CAME BACK AT ALL

Zoroark
i didnt either, i just remember reading about it

coffee witch
akumaru is super old and huffy it was really sad and cute

Zoroark
awwww 8(

W(erewolf)ILF
yeah i just. gave up partway through that arc

Peil Wiggler
AHHH AKAMARU

Peil Wiggler
KIBA IS IMPORTANT!!!

Peil Wiggler
and yeah someone brought like. all the ninjas back to life.

Peil Wiggler
Lets see

Peil Wiggler
/cracks knuckles

Zoroark
Kakashi is also alive

coffee witch
kakashi was hokage

coffee witch
and then he was like lol naaaaah

Zoroark
waht.

coffee witch
and gave it to naruto

Zoroark
ljkal;fjakl;

Zoroark
what happened to Tsunade?

niangniang
IM SO DONE

coffee witch
shes ALIVE?? but i dont know why shes not hokage

niangniang
i didnt thin ki would care that much but nah i wanna flip a table

Peil Wiggler
Well I mean

Zoroark
???????? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

Peil Wiggler
the third hokage

Peil Wiggler
retired

Zoroark
ok yeah

Peil Wiggler
and then went back. to being the third hokage. so.

Peil Wiggler
"Inside the genjutsu, Kiba dreams of being Hokage and decides to make a holiday for dogs."

Peil Wiggler
ah. yes.

Peil Wiggler
I feel u keebs

Zoroark
what does...that mean

niangniang
i love keebs

Zoroark
inside the genjutsu??

W(erewolf)ILF
kjhff

Peil Wiggler
IDK madara uchiha cast some kind of

Peil Wiggler
giant

Zoroark
lmao

Peil Wiggler
tsukiyomi

Zoroark
say no more

Peil Wiggler
or osmething

Peil Wiggler
idfk

Peil Wiggler
haley.

Zoroark
anna.

Peil Wiggler
I duno. i dunno

Peil Wiggler
lets see

Peil Wiggler
Favorite characters who are still alive: Kiba. Rock Lee.

Zoroark
what happened to Rock Lee

Peil Wiggler
Favorite characters who are deceased: Deidara. Sasori. Neji. Hidan, Kakuzu. Haku. Zabuza. Kisame. Kimimaro. Neji.

Peil Wiggler
did you notice I said neji twice

Peil Wiggler
BC IM MAD ABOUT THAT

Peil Wiggler
Rock Lee apparently continues his training and probably has a son? it's not. explicitly stated.

Peil Wiggler
LETS TALK ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THO: HIDAN IS STILL ALIVE

Peil Wiggler
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING

Zoroark
THATS...............................REALLY UPSETTING

Peil Wiggler
I AM SO MAD FOR THAT POOR MAN

Peil Wiggler
I guess, when all the akatsuki peeps get revived Kakuzu notes HIdan's absence and is like 'welp i guess he's still out there. buried underground as a screaming head.'

W(erewolf)ILF
OH DEAR...

space ass
im laughing so hard but also i am so so angry about this ending

Zoroark
YEAH SAME

W(erewolf)ILF
yeah like. i wasnt really expecting the ending to be amazingly wonderful. BUT YEAH.