deity on a pogo stick - i love irate callers before coffee screaming at me, dude if you aren't eligible and I can't give you a quote don't scream at me to do my job and give you insurance. Go somewhere else.

and no a receipt for a new battery does not prove your car wasn't able to be driven for the last 6 months. Nor while yelling at me, asking me where I'm located going to inspire much confidence in telling you.

Yelling louder does not suddenly change this,

BEING LOUDER MEANS I AM IMPORTANT AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

RAWR!! BUT THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT NOW LET ME DRIVE TO YOU IN MY UNINSURED CAR TO PROVE I HAVENT BEEN DRIVING WITHOUT INSURANCE!!